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Pretzilla @lemmy.world Bats eat their weight in mosquitoes every night, unlike your typical hoa board member
268 1 ReplySonotsugipaa @lemmy.dbzer0.com This isn't funny, think of all the poor HOA board members that get eaten by bats every night
103 0 ReplyMidnight Wolf @lemmy.world Stop, stop. I can only get so erect.
55 0 ReplyHolzkohlen @feddit.de What if the bats bite humans, create vampires and you have hot single vampire mommies in your area?
14 0 ReplyVivendi @lemmy.zip sadly they only get you rabies, instead of giving you Lady Domitrescu
10 0 Reply🏳️⚧️MiaCD🏳️⚧️ @lemmy.blahaj.zone That's just because u don't ✨ B E L I E V E ✨ :3
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jaybone @lemmy.world This is how we get empty toilet paper aisles.
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cerement @slrpnk.net but they do suck blood
56 1 Replygermanatlas @lemmy.blahaj.zone And can carry rabies
20 1 ReplyViking_Hippie @lemmy.world Yes, but enough about the HOA!
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rowrowrowyourboat @sh.itjust.works Only the vampire bats. And they only live in Central and South America. Although bats do carry diseases.
5 0 Replycerement @slrpnk.net (talking about the HOA)
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