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I think I don't get it.
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The transitive property in action: Mini-soda = Minnesota = Oregon
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I must be OOtL. I got the mini soda to Minnesota allusion but how does Oregon factor into this?
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It's a shitpost, the joke is that it's the wrong state
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That's what I was missing.
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This is the kinda community that requires more than 5 hours of sleep to digest. I know now.
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Gah fuck. Should have looked at what sub I was in.
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Oregano
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So obvious, not sure why I didn't see it before!
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It's because they made it up. No one has ever referred to Oregon as a small Minnesota before.
They are stretching the story to fit the truth.
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Only because half the metro population of Portland are Minnesota ex-state-triats.
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Mini soda - Minnesota.
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= Oregon?
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O R E G O N T R A I L
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YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY
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Better than DYED OF DYSENTARY.
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Probably a fine dye so long as you don't mind everything you own being that color. Not to mention the smell. And being dead of course.
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Love dying of Disney...
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Real talk, I have the Oregon Trail video game board game and my wife and I were playing it for the first time and she said "you start first so I know what to do" so I flipped the first card and immediately died of a rattlesnake bite leaving her to play on her own
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I haven't really played the board game, as my wife and I usually get caught up in longer ones. But I do have childhood memories of killing many a brave group of pioneers with poor planning and too much bad meat.
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Developed by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium.
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