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This is great. It's like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn't make sense.
No one has even noticed that
- A "mini-burger" already has a name and it isn't "mini-burger"
- The standard soda can shown is not a big soda
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But thats Washington 😡😤
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Washington is above the red spot. The red location is Oregon.
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No. You're all wrong. That's still my phone.
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No, this is Patrick
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Wrong again. He was one of the first, if not the firstest, president of the United States. They even named the capital after him because he was a capitalist
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I don't know about firstest, but he was definitely firster. That's why they call him a founding father, not a founding fathest.
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whoosh
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Went right over their Oregon!
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Pop them right up the Florida!
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Straight into Fuck Dakota.
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Washington is on the east coast dummy. It's by Pennsylvania.
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A "mini-burger" already has a name and it isn't "mini-burger"
I assume you mean sliders. The pic clearly does not show a slider, it shows the exact same burger as on the left but smaller. Way too much going on in that thing to be a slider, mini-burger is perfectly apt.
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That's because sliders was a sci-fi show starring the kid from Stand by Me.
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Gimli was in it too
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It was pretty good at first but when Gimli left it fell apart.
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My favorite Gimli movie is "Spirited Away".
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I had a crush on the girl. When she left it wasn't worth watching anymore.
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I believe you mean Joe from the singing cockroach movie.
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No, a slider is someone who can travel from world to world where it's the same year, and they're the same person, but everything else is different.
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Enhanced Burger and regular Burger
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I mean, Coke sells smaller sodas….🤷
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It's the same burger.