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spacecadet @lemm.ee “Sorry, honey, can’t make it to the birth of our child, trying to debug this arch install”
61 2 Replyspacecadet @lemm.ee This is fake, everyone knows arch users are perma-virgins
42 2 ReplyHorseChandelier @lemmy.world /me arch user with 4 crotch goblins... Must be a cuck and not know it :(
11 1 Replymajestictechie @lemmy.fosshost.com You get your V card back during the OS boot. Doesn't matter if you had sex, booted arch? A virgin again.
16 1 ReplyHorseChandelier @lemmy.world Now why didn't I think of that? I must be worth money to someone as a card carrying V...
/me off to grindr
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communism @lemmy.ml Maybe your partner is giving birth through sperm donor, you don't have to have had sex
5 0 Replybabybus @sh.itjust.works This. We are not Gentoo users, we don't make babies ourselves. We get them from AUR.
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kidpixo @lemmy.world I can prove that this is incorrect. Or are my kids mine ??
1 0 Replyspacecadet @lemm.ee That’s really a question to ask your wife’s boyfriend
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