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ryguyflyguy @sh.itjust.works I feel like it’d be a little better as:
How much did the turkey weigh at the first Thanksgiving?
53 pil-grams!
Because then it’s also factual
5 0 ReplyTug @lemmy.world OP That might be a bit much for a 5-6 YO child, and a dad joke, but never miss a chance to educate!
5 0 Replyangrystego @lemmy.world Wait, you guys tell dad jokes to children?
3 0 ReplyabsGeekNZ @lemmy.nz I had children to legitimise my dad jokes.
4 0 Replyangrystego @lemmy.world So had I. That didn't stop me from telling all the adults, unfortunately (for them).
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Tug @lemmy.world OP I tell them to mine, but they're in their 20s.
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Broken @lemmy.ml This is gold
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