Archaeologists Find 3,000-Year-Old Sword So Well Preserved It 'Almost Still Shines' (June 2023)
Archaeologists Find 3,000-Year-Old Sword So Well Preserved It 'Almost Still Shines' (June 2023)
The Bronze Age artifact was discovered in a grave during excavations in southern Germany
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STOP PULLING MYSTERIOUSLY WELL PRESERVED WEAPONS OUT OF TOMBS
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HAVEN'T THESE PEOPLE EVER READ A BOOK FOR FUCKS SAKES
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STOP FUCKING AROUND. STILL WANT TO FIND OUT, FOR A LAUGH? THERE'S ALREADY A WAY TO DO THAT, IT'S CALLED WAKING UP IN THE 20s.
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THOUSANDS OF CURSED SWORDS REMOVED FROM GRAVES TO DATE AND NOT ONE USE FOUND FOR THE HORRORS THEY UNLEASHED
"Yes, hello, there's surely a reasonable, non-magic explanation for how this sword is as spotless as the day everyone buried it under a giant boulder with its wielder in an unmarked hole. It's completely fine for swords to whisper about things forgotten and not yet known." -STATEMENTS DREAMED UP BY THE UTTERLY DERANGED
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HAVEN'T THESE PEOPLE EVER READ A BOOK FOR FUCKS SAKES
Uhh, yeah, and that's how they know that the best magic swords are in tombs. Where else would you go looking for them?
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They're the baddies that folks like Indiana Jones and Laura Croft stop.
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But maybe the next one will be the one that makes me Emperor of Carpathia!
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New copy-pasta just dropped.
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