MUG enforcement officers are on their way to your location. You will be placed in a MUG detention center, where you will be forced to drink MUG root beer until you stop thinking anti-MUG thoughts. Long live MUG
Real talk though theres a candy store near me that has shelves and shelves lined with random drinks and some of the root beers in there are delicious. MUG, Barqs, and the like are solid, for sure, but some of the craft ones just hit different.
I also learned that ginger beer is completely different. lmao