Um. I choose cow.

I'd milk a person, assuming it was consensual.

Yo, breast milk is a valuable commodity. $5 for two people is a fucking steal.

The $2 price increase is unjustified. It's the same amount of nipples either way.

So the piss knights are only from 5 to 7 pm?

At first I didn't realize you'd get to keep the milk at the end of it and I thought a farmer was charging people for doing his own job lol

Uh oh... Looks like someone chose the $5 option...

https://youtu.be/GKOMavMPpUM?si=hW84O03Xb_PwAF7z

You chose...poorly

In rural areas you need to specialize in more than one thing. Ranch & sperm bank is't a stretch.

...and with better local genetic diversity you get less Trump voting dipshits.

I'm going with "people" meaning two happy, Californian, lactating women.

I did this at the MD state fair. It was fun :)

not that there's anything wrong with that

Do both people get to milk the cow at the same time? That’s what I’m wondering