Connecticut church pastor accused of selling meth out of rectory
Connecticut church pastor accused of selling meth out of rectory
A Connecticut pastor has been arrested on allegations that he sold crystal meth out of his church’s rectory.
A Connecticut pastor has been arrested on allegations that he sold crystal meth out of his church’s rectory, police said.
The reverend of a United Methodist Church in Woodbury was taken into custody Friday after police received a tip about the drugs, authorities said.
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That's not what Methodist means.
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That’s why I’m a practicing member of the Church of LSD.
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But they don't have rectory meth. Where do the drugs come out of?
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Methodist = Meth Distribution.
It's right there in the name!
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Out of his what? Oh. Nevermind.
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Rectory? Damn near killory!
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Beavis: hheheeeheheeehhede rectory hehheheehehheheeee
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It's got a little pew in it
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OpiumMeth for the masses. -
It's what god wanted.
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Was he hiding it in a little pew in his rectory?
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Prison rectory.
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taking Bong Rips for Jesus to the next level
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You rang?
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He better lose his tax exempt status for running a business out of the church.
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Should have stuck to selling holy water
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How were the profits?
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I think it shows a fine initiative, rather than just collecting donations. At least they got meth for their money.
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United Methodist Church
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I misread something much worse...
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