dank953 @lemmy.world Using the enclosed pipette, siphon off 15ml of the cat's essence.
83 0 ReplyGrass @sh.itjust.works I spat out my coffee upon reading this
12 1 ReplyimPastaSyndrome @lemm.ee You shouldn't do that.
7 0 ReplySomeoneSomewhere @lemmy.nz Only 15mL and into a syringe, right?
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tulliandar @lemmy.world Figure 3
46 0 ReplyEtterra @lemmy.world NGL, I can't think of a funnier response than this.
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Sanctus @lemmy.world Figure 1: My current obsession
Figure 2: My friends
43 0 Replybean @lemmy.world Hahaha 😂
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caseyweederman @lemmy.ca Just install Linux
38 0 Replyuservoid1 @lemmy.world Just install
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lad @programming.dev it has this vibe
34 0 Replydeur @feddit.nl It works best to catch the cat while its asleep, then this is mostly accurate :)
5 0 Replymilicent_bystandr @lemm.ee I wish I could upvote this twice.
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MythicalThoughts @lemmy.world Figure one: knowledge. Figure two: my students.
34 0 ReplyMikufan @ani.social How to give your uncooperative cat her fucking heroine.
26 0 ReplyThrowawayPermanente @sh.itjust.works What if the heroine doesn't want to get got
6 0 ReplyFinal Remix @lemmy.world TAKE THE GAVAGE YOU NONCOMPLIANT CAT!
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Ringmasterincestuous @aussie.zone Manifest v3 implementation plan
18 0 Reply4aceb14e @feddit.de How it’s made: Cat foie gras
18 0 Replyuservoid1 @lemmy.world How to waste good medicine and get nasty scratches in two easy steps
17 0 ReplyClepsydrae @lemmy.world For safety reasons, cigarettes should only be given to cats via specialized cigarette-placement device.
16 0 ReplyTolookah @discuss.tchncs.de Fig 2: proper use of assisted suicide device.
12 0 ReplySSTF @lemmy.world Ve have vays of making you talk.
12 0 ReplySickDisturbence @lemmynsfw.com This pills the cat.
11 0 ReplyMango @lemmy.world Apply directly to the cat.
10 0 ReplyAnd009 @lemmynsfw.com Seems legit
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👍Maximum Derek👍 @discuss.tchncs.de My morning, every morning for the last 5 years. Not shown is the part where I have to cut her pills into quarters and then fit the pill slice into a gel cap so it doesn't trigger hyper-salivation on the way down.
9 0 Replycollapse_already @lemmy.ml In a world in which cats do not have legs or claws...
8 0 ReplyAAA @feddit.de I cannot tell you why, but I can tell you it works. They just let you do it.
Edit: I may not have seen the community or post name. I leave the comment anyway.
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Werbert @lemmy.world How to eat beans without getting your fingers dirty.
6 0 Replythemarty27 @lemmy.sdf.org Arch Linux is actually very stable
5 0 ReplyKowowow @lemmy.ca Dosing cats with lsd
5 0 ReplyDragonTypeWyvern @literature.cafe That's too much LSD for cats.
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Unless?
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Mango @lemmy.world Woah black Betty. ---- bam balam!
3 0 ReplyNounka @lemmy.world Now draw an owl....
3 0 ReplyGratefullyGodless @lemmy.world What I have to do every morning.
2 0 ReplyMango @lemmy.world Remind her the greebles aren't real.
1 0 ReplyWanderer @lemm.ee EVs are good for the environment
4 6 ReplyMango @lemmy.world While I don't agree, this is still hilarious and the down voters have no chill.
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