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Funny @sh.itjust.works _thebrain_ @sh.itjust.works 7mo ago

Let's not forget the real reason for Cinco De Mayo

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"I'll be back some day"

"Why?"
- "Will you kiss me on the veranda?"
  
  "The lips will be fine."
He’s not just famous, he’s _in_famous!
- Use *asterisks* for in-word italics: *in*famous → infamous.
"I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora."
I don't know who these guys are, but man, they be stylin'.
- From left to right: Martin Short, Chevy Chase, and Steve Martin in the film Three Amigos!
  
  Isn't Chevy Chase on the right?
In 1821, Mexico was a big country.
- What happened
  
  ¿Wha HApin?
  
  The first Texan War for Slavery
I love that Chevy Chase basically got to be... Chevy Chase... for a movie.
- I'm sure wherever chevy chase is at the moment he is still being a asshole.
- See: fletch.
  
  I have, and no.
  
  In TTA, he plays a pompous asshole actor.
  
  That's not Fletch.
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I don't even know the not-real reason for it
Can I have your watch when you are dead? https://youtu.be/_TqH3o0i-lU?si=I3Q2FTgJkDGYhX3C
I got Cinco de Ocho!
“What’s the history of Cinco De Mayo?”
- It's got nothing to do with mayo?
  
  You’re thinking of the lesser-known holiday, Miracle Whip de Mayo

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