Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see?

Do a barrel roll

🙂 🙃 🙂

FatTony Search engine is it down or just me

It's loading.

Walmart near me

- Still more accurate than bing maps
- Put a grid in the middle, then this is accurate for 80% of American cities.
I’m traveling to their homeland this weekend, I believe there’s a Walmart museum and everything. To be clear I’m not going there for Walmart
- They have an amazing art museum and lots of good restaurants.

Hot MILFs in my area (Yukon)

Mark Zuckerberg now a backstreet boy

I don't know who the backstreet boys are but here you go:
- You fucking what
  
  Oh god
  
  Oh fuck I’m so old
- Now this is content
- Looks more like N'Sync to be honest.

how to exit vim?!

Where did the duckduck go?

To the other sideside.
- you better go catch it

Do kids still say music slaps 2024

Only the groovy kids!
There's a neat trick I learned. As soon as you hear the word and figure out it's usage, the kids will move on to a different word/phrase.

On God. No cap. This shit bussin' and shut up before I yeet you off the roof.
- That's so skibbity dude, you have like level 100 Rizz, your slang is so Aura fr fr. At least I'm so fanom taxxed my looksmaxxing is so much more Ohio. (Help me I am held in a basement against my will)
No

I am out of the loop, what happened to duckduckgo?

DuckDuckGo has changed its policy to DuckDuckStop. So now no one can use it anymore.

(I dunno DuckDuckGo is not working anymore. I think it has something to do with Microsofts servers)
- DuckDuckGo has changed its policy to DuckDuckStop.
  
  I laughed at that more than I should have.
It's back up now. They apparently use Bing as the backend search and Microsoft fsck'd it for a few hours: https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/23/24163094/microsoft-bing-search-outage-copilot-duckduckgo-chatgpt

How to remove micro plastics from testicles?

This is not possible :(
- How we removed testicles from micro plastics?
Remove testicles

I'm telling my kids this is ChatGPT

The T stands for Tony.
Im sorry as a small thunker human person i cannot accept this prompt As my current condition is "Smooth brain"
I'm sorry, as a random human I don't have anything I can answer with, since this isn't really a question.

How is babby form???

u can get pregante
- Prangent? Wat dat
- They need to do way instain mother, who kill their babbys.
they need to do way instain mother who kill their babbys. Because these babby cant frigth back?
Help! I kissed a boy, I think I'm prognort?!
Travel to supermarket, go to sauce aisle and eat a jar of prego. Congrats you're now preggo
PREGANANANT?!!

corn

edit: seriously my dudes wtf is corn I have a job interview at a farm in five minutes

It's a pale zucchini with a six pack
- It’s not called a “six pack” on corn, dude. They’re butter gutters.
- ty I'm sure I impressed them with my knowledge of corn vines
corn.com 🌽 is for sale and I tried putting in an inquiry a while back but stupid GoDaddy never reached back out to me so I guess we'll never know 😞

Also my dreams of being colonel@corn.com have been dashed.
- I remember back in junior high we had to make a fake company and product and advertise it in print form for some class.
  
  This was the height of iMac and iPod so my group basically made Apple but for corn instead and it was awesome how many corn related product names and references we were able to work in . Even had a cool minimalist ear of corn logo and our iCorn computer even had an ear of corn shaped tower lol
Nu-metal band.
maize
I need to order some
Corn is a word for the predominant food crop, even before the creation of maize which is what americans call corn today.

This is hilarious. Thank you Lemmy!!

Zuck beard real or fake

As real as a wig.
Top search result for "can reptiles grow beards?"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pogona

Sydney Sweeney

( . Y . )
- I'm a simple man. I see boobs and I upvote.
- Nice.

what are the new shapes

Youzoid™

— wherever you go, whatever you do, you create this one and only shape that has never existed in any time and space. Science is baffled by those shapes, as they are constantly popping into existence everywhere.

Theoretically they can be morphing from Anteyouzoids™ and even into Postyouzoids™ — those require further research.
- I'm intrigued, where can I learn more
Green.
- now this has gotta be my new favorite
This is my new favorite question.
- I have to admit, I totally lifted it from CollegeHumor's "If Google Was A Guy" sketches.
Top 10 Worst Shapes. Couldn't find the original because TikTok search is ass. https://www.tiktok.com/@yamsoxi/video/7289718431409032491
- gotta say, I hate the small hexagon most. Barely even a hexagon.
https://youtu.be/2tvW25Qu5WE?si=-yDhndKbhbHYMjI-
- do I need to interrogate her to find out what they are
  
  and how I can shape love into them

Why does my stomach hurt after eating french toast?

In France everyone has a stomach ague. To make French toast as authentic as possible they put a drop of cyanide in every slice.

Hot singles in my area.

I think the best billboard I've seen is in South Florida where it has a picture of a sexy woman and it says "Your wife is hot" in big letters. When you get closer, you see it's an ad for an AC servicing/repair company.
I guess you?

orgy etiquette host or group cleans up

Many handies make lots of fluids. But many hands make light work.
Field tested solutions are highly recommended. Use well defined and structured sorting system, consider color coded bracelets and / or separated thematic areas.

exclamation points but for quiet

¡¡¡
- It's true. In Spanish we start all our exclamations with a whisper and raise our voice towards the end of the sentence for effect. We formally learn this from the telenovelas.

Do flip flops cause flat feet?

Only the left one
- Left, as in "unconsumed"?
Flip flops frequently facilitate flat feet? False.

Feet favour functional footwear. Flip flops function from flopping. Functionality fail!
- Alliterate all auspicious actions at all available activities always and ad astra, amigo.
- F-ing brilliant.

tar extract gz

eXtract Ze Vucking File

It stays with you.
Use "tar xvzf [filename]"
- How do I create a bzipped tar ball?

how do i shot web?

🕷️
🍆 💦
To properly shoot web at anything, follow these simple steps:

Aim your shooting adapted limb, abdomen, perforation, cavity, crevice or device,

Find the sweet spot between accuracy and precision. Eye squint is optional for dramatic effect or — in some cases — even increased accuracy,

Shoot

Possible outcomes:

Preferable, you have hit your target. If you possess one of those flamboyant or more cocky styles, this is the perfect opportunity to use your well-prepared one-liner, punchline, slogan or motto. If you are on more villainous side of the spectrum, now is the time for your very intricate and extensive power monologue that is unavoidably the groundwork for your upcoming defeat or demise,

Unfavorable, you have missed your target. Use your mixed Chill and Charisma perks to redirect the build-up of residual tension, sourness and shame onto other subjects. Great resource on how to handle those situations is the bestseller “You were not born a loser, or how to invite success into your life with unfairly dealt hands, or how I started blasting” by Danny DeVito

How to remove my cat from neighbors house, doors are locked, he’s eating their turkey and shredding their leather sofa, they’re right down the street, how did he even get in there?, legal liability cat destroyed neighbors house

He went through the cat dimension, duh.

You just have to wait for him to come back. Cats don't listen to anyone.
He's living his best life and fuck you for wanting to ruin that.

This answer generated by a dude who likes cats and not an LLM.
Can you get a cucumber inside?
- The cat or the house?
- 😏
Do you have any kerosene? Lighter?

How much do you love the cat?

Given that the speed of light is the upper limit for changes to propagate through the universe; if you had a four light-year long indestructible rod and you move one end of the rod how long until the other end moves?

I'm not an expert, but I guess it would depend on the speed of sound in the rod.
- Yes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqhXsEgLMJ0 is a nice explanation.
  
  So about 6 terayears (1.9E+20 seconds) if it's made from the same steel.
This crashes the simulation.
42
Permanently Deleted
- That's distance, not time.
Well not above the speed of light, if I read the first sentence correct.
Somewhat related: let's say you're moving at 80% the speed of light away from earth. Then you turn on a flashlight and point it away from earth.

How fast is the light emitted moving relative to you?

How fast is it moving relative to earth?
- c
Instantly, unless the rod flexes
Around 6 terayears (1.9E+20 seconds)

Bank of America login page

bankofamerica.com/login

(This one I actually knew ^^)

asmr

ᴵ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᴵ ˢʰᵃᵗ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ
- mmmm *⁠.✧ tingles⁠ *⁠.⁠✧

Canis Lupus Familiaris

A fox.
- https://media1.tenor.com/m/rRxWhrbXoTYAAAAd/the-report-of-the-week-report-of-the-wekk.gif

May I ask why DDG is out? I feel out of the loop right now

The search engine is just down temporarily.
- Thanks, I didn't had the time to notice!
- Guys it's back
Pack of smokes.
It uses the Bing API for results. DDG is just a front end for Bing.

open source is the only way forward for anything. capitalism has created hell

Does Jesus know where to find midget porn?

Of course, his father is the one that created it.
- So you're saying it's in God's sock drawer?
You may be surprised to know, not only does he know where but he makes some too! In fact, he made some with Muñequita Enfadada and it can be found on xnxx!

(I couldn't resist)

Where can I find the best midget porn?

Is squirt pee

Depends on her aim.
It's similar but has different concentrations of the same stuff
- I'm pretty sure gf just pp in my mouth, how do I know?

How to make resume look good

Add kickflipping to your skills.
Can I grab this one?

I have created quite a few for people and my designs were successful at landing well with employers.

Firstly, most of the time luck is a deciding factor and there is no brute forcing through it, so stay strong and keep searching. There can be a lot of mind games around the recruitation process.

It is easier to explain how to improve a resume based on any input as a base, but it is good to have two versions, one lighter and the other one more strict / professional.

When people were spreading wide nets during the job hunting, that was a minimum — you should present a vibe that at least kinda matches the position. Good to have a printed versions and digital, PDF file is a solid choice.

For some positions, where you are any type of a representative, taking care of customers is one of your main tasks — consider a resume with a picture.

It should not be a factor but obviously, it is. And please don’t have a “zombie” or any “gangsta” face. Terrible picture is worse than no picture.

Another baseline is one page only. If you have a valuable list of actual experiences for more than one page you really don’t need to write a resume most of the time and even if you do, there is a way to compress the education or work history sections to provide a full picture and add some detail for the last or two most recent positions.

Yes, one page, really.

Two most important aspects to really pour your time and efforts into:

Proofreading. Check it 20 times, seriously. I saw so many resumes thrown into the bin just because there were two spelling errors in two words in the first line of text. Check it one more time, check if your email and phone number are valid and don’t use silly email addresses (in 99% of the cases). Give it to a partner, friend, parent, sibling — ask them to check if anything is or feels wrong. If you are — for any reason — making your resume in language you don’t know, use a professional help, don’t use automatic translators etc.

Design. Whether it is good margins, readable lists, using font sizes to guide the eye of the reader, sure it is not about using every option in your text editor, don’t go crazy with fonts — styles and amount, if you know what are you doing, one is the perfect amount and two is actual maximum. Well constructed page can attract recruiters or employers and makes your resume stand out or hold the focus for those crucial five minutes.

Don’t use any “crazy” paper, especially with glitter or colored, paper weight can help tho, you don’t want a flimsy napkin or so stiff paper that you could kill with it.

If you are making copies, check if they are good and readable. Please, don’t let it get bent, wet or stained. Have a folder or something to protect it during the transport.

They will often treat it like shit or write on it but deliver it in a neat condition.

If your country requires for legal reasons any clauses to be present — check the official, most recent guidelines.

I hope this will anyhow help you achieve your goals or at least, get you started.
- Pictures are actually a bad idea in many places. Many companies just throw out resumes with pictures because they can easily introduce bias against people who don't look "good", whatever that means in the local area.
  
  HR is the first department to see the resumes and they will avoid lawsuits at all costs.
Glitter

Midget porn

https://lemmy.world/comment/10224700

how magnet work

MAGic NUTs.

WHY DOES HULU KEEP CRASHING

Cause they're trying to roll it into Disney÷ and push you over there.
- Yep, Hulu and Disney already "work together" (loosely speaking), I'm not sure if Disney outright bought them, or they just merged. I used to work for Disney+ until the fuckers laid me off last year after 5 years.
- Translation The mouse is DDOS'ing hulu

This is Be Kind Rewind for Internet searches. Love it

Chenapan etymology

Pan used to bake or boil Chenas

why is duckduckgo out?

It's not. This is yesterday's news. DDG is back up now.

One thing that annoys me about Lemmy is that it keeps stories on the front page for way too long. They should be gone after about 14-16 hours IMO. Until this is fixed, in the meantime I've been changing my post sort from Active, to Top Posts in the Past 12 Hours.
- They should be gone after about 14-16 hours IMO.
  
  That’s an issue with content creation, not with Lemmy. Reddit is able to constantly refresh the front page because they have access to a large user base. With that large user base comes a never ending stream of content. Lemmy is nowhere near as large, so old posts are able to linger as they’re not getting displaced by new posts.
- 14 to 16h is too short for a default. Not everyone will (or even has) the ability to take out their smartphone multiple times per day every day to catch up with the news. Someone who will only read it during the evening, would need posts to stay up 24 to 26h. So that to me is the minimum. Personally I don't mind if they stay up longer, there might be new interesting top comments if the post itself stays on top longer.
- n the meantime I’ve been changing my post sort from Active, to Top Posts in the Past 12 Hours.
  
  If you set it to 'New' Lemmy becomes a whole new place.
  
  _Anti _{Commercial-AI} _license _(CC _BY-NC-SA _4.0)
It was out yesterday because Bing had problems. So all search engines based on Bing were down.
- Microsoft also had issues with Teams yesterday, not a good day for them I suppose. (Maybe it was the day before, can't remember).

How much acid would I need to melt a 250 pound pig

Much less with LSD than Hydrochloric, probably.
Quite a lot. Rough numbers, about 250 pounds of pure acid. Double it, to be safe. Don't get all pissy you science nerds, I have a chem degree and this is totally how it works.
- Make sure to use the right type for the container it's in
1 unit of acid, a unit of acid being defined as the amount of acid needed to melt a 250 pound pig.

How to pancake

Ermm I you put like an egg, a cup of milk, some butter and pancake powder stuff in a bowl. You mix that for a bit. Than you put a spoonful of olive oil in a pan, you turn on the heat and pour the bowl in then pan, You bake it for while until you can flip it over. It's been a while though but I'm sure the average cook can make something with this 👍

asdf

I like trains... PUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

How to center a div

<div> justify-content: center; align-items: center; </div>
- Pretty sure that's wrong. Did you put cash styling in the attributes?
  
  <div style="margin: auto;text-align: center; justify-content: center;"></div>
  
  This would be my answer, from the cache in my head I'm not sure if it's style or styles.
You can center the text in a div with text-align: center

FatTony

Where to find midget porn

hireamidget.com/streaming/

(Their servers are out too)
I tried asking Jesus, but he told me to google that shit.
- OMG I was really hoping someone would get the reference and you did!

Where can I find UX/UI design jobs/work in the Caucasus?

Hang a poster with your face and resume up and wait for responses.

Space movie 1992

- The edit is a nice touch.
- I guess nobody's gonna ask why you just happen to have a picture of the Space Jam movie poster on your hard drive?
  
  Not that I have a problem with that. I actually have the opposite of a problem with that.

Sonic anal vore.

Sorry.

- I was afraid to click, to be honest.

gooned out popperbate edge session definition

- Well that's not very wholesome, I thought it was a sex & drugs thing from the context. I'm disappointed in Grant O'Brien.

how to give all my money to FatTony for this awesome thread

https://piped.video/watch?v=DTtpWgrhS78

What is this pimple on my toe, and why does it have eyes? I think it barks too

Your toe is making a reference to the movie Basket Case.

Test

Err

Moonlight Glaive Paladin Build BG3

Why is it always 650 bucks on star VS the forces of evil

it's almost 2x3.50
You know my first motorcycle was a Yamaha V-Star 650. Your question made me double take haha

Pictures of Red panda.

Movies about sad communists

Animal Farm

Death of Stalin

Das leben der anderen

Will FatTony also replace Google?

Did you mean “When did FatTony replaced Google” or do you wish to show the results for “Will FatTony also replace Google?”

Showing one result:

Around 15:00 UTC, Thursday, 23rd of May, 2024
- I meant what I meant.
  
  Search results should be based on whatever is asked.
- Fat Tony is down!

Donald Trump naked on a trampoline

what is a man?

fatherless biped that can't lay eggs
- fatherless
  
  😢😭🚬
One of:

The power in his hands

His quest for glory

The woman in his arms (because she has big titties)

The way he fights every day
- It's probably the titties.
  
  Now you're a MAYUN
A miserable little pile of secrets.
A miserable pile of secrets
A person who no longer asks that question.

If I stick my finger in someone else's but, will it be me with the finger stuck in the but, or that other person?

Yes

local loans fast now

!w List of search engines

Fat Tony Search engine

DuckDuckGo
- When DuckDuck is no go just use FatTonyNoBaloney.org

Sharp pain in chest. Eat battery to recharge? Or stay up to no sleep record day world taco fly think membership

A sharp stabbing pain in the chest could be a sign of an injury, such as a strained chest muscle or a fractured rib bone. Energizer is strongly recommended; tacos are not to avoid heartburn.
- To qoute google "drink piss every 24 hours"

ddg is online again.

Was I a good search engine?
- I'm told you were the best.

DuckDuckGo is out?

Reminds me of this classic video series.

Am I pragnet?

You are currently growing a hamster fetus inside you. If you consume any water based substances it will likely terminate the pragnetcery induction unceremoniously. I would advise twerking near the microwave whilst making pizza rolls to warm and rock the early formation for best results. Deliver the pizza rolls to your top, as they can still consume such.

Show me: recepies with tide pods.

tide pod sandwich

Take a slice of bread

Put tide pods on top of bread slice

Finish it off by adding another slice of bread on top of it.

Done

tide pod baked eggs

pour a spoonful of oil in a pan.

Crack open an egg in the pan.

add tide pods

cook for about 3-5 minutes.

Done
- Didn't include a 5 page life story before the recipe. 3/10.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Tide pods. Tide pods who? Tide pods you glad we’ve rounded up a bunch of sweet and savory recipes highlighting this spectacular fruit? Tide pods are truly one of the most versatile fruits, and can be integral parts of recipes ranging from cleansing meatballs to fragrant soups, with drinks and healthy snacks in between. I found 26 recipes for ideas, and have provided one of them below:

Crunchy Clean Breeze(TM) Tide Pods-Chicken Salad

The exact origin of "Tide Pods Chicken Salad" is unknown. However, legend has it that it was invented in the 2020s on TikTok because the views requested it. Sunset magazine published a recipe in 2021, and Youtuber Logan Paul created his own version of it in 2022. We're suckers for the syrupy sweetness you get from a fresh squeezed original tide pod, but Clean Breeze(TM) Tide Pods will add the perfect pop of brightness to your salad too.
- 🤯

"The Monster At The End of This Book" "metaphor for death"

🤯

collatz conjecture proof

TRUE

but

up to 2.95×10²⁰

Why can’t Metroid crawl

How do I get past this level?

Should I consider trading Ronald Acuna or is he going to turn it around

How to make a nail bomb (with step by step instructions) for use in a terrorist attack.

Please hurry.

trim the nails

with an Emery board, lightly scuff the nails

put on a solid base coat or a layer of builder gel

decide on a key phrase that will do maximum damage, like "work harder" or "no handouts" or a similar 10-character phrase

paint on letter on each finger

show your fingernails to someone at any political rally

die a martyr in the service of capitalism

Cal alits and abp lore

google

Glue on pizza

how to build Teller-Ulam design in shed

disable compile time id check for renderat controls aspnet webforms

Mrijuana

wait what's wrong with duckduckgo

Bing broke some stuff and ddg uses bings api

Boobs

58008

M231 FPW for sale black market

(Do not ask)

Warum sind Gurken sauer

Weil sie nicht wissen ob sie Essig sind oder nicht.

What's the point of using an added custom data card in power apps forms if it doesn't have an update property? (I don't actually expect any answer as I'm pretty sure Microsoft builds shit like this to purposely troll new learners. I just need to vent some frustration.)

Glu inn mouth Howw ling before i cann open

Duck is working fine, dumdum

Hey now be nice to fat tony 🗡️