New President of Mexico Warns of Remorseless Criminals North of Border

“These criminals attack judges, pay off witnesses, and seek to undermine the rule of law,” she said.

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I was hoping this was real :(
- What if we changed it to "Mexican warns of remorseless criminals north of the boarder"?
- Dammit, I ate the onion until your comment. I was thinking Mexico might build some sort of wall to keep the riff raff out of Mexico.
- Omg, I chewed that whole bite without realizing it wasn't an apple...
It would be deeply, deeply ironic if Mexico decided to build a wall to keep US out.

Tightened up visa requirements, making it require an act of Congress to be able to visit Cancun.

I predict a brexit-like reaction from the alt-right.

"I wanted a wall but not against me!"
- wait but, if Mexico builds a wall and pays for it, wouldn't Trump just claim it as a yuge win?
  
  This was his plan the whole time.
  
  That’s only if the guards are ours; they won’t be in this scenario.
- Somehow Mexico's wall would be racist and an affront to American "Freedoms".
  
  The right would be calling for war before the first brick was laid.
- Irony is long dead. This headline could easily be real fucking news.
  
  How many politicians have cartels assassinated in Mexico again?
Nice
Probably got a few out here in a couple places. Never see any of them outside their houses but their trucks are moved
As a convicted felon, he's already barred from thirtysomething countries. If Mexico isn't yet one, she could totally fix that.

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