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Woah! Is this new?! I didn’t know he was making new ones!!
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Yeah quite regularly
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They're also proud of their other son, the sanitation engineer.
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But they disowned their daughter, who took a job at Mopcorp
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It's like nominative determinism but for appearance
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Mmhm! Yep. At least half of these words are English.
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Nominative determinism: destiny based on names
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Appearance is a social construct. In the modern day and age, you can take hormones and do other stuff to change your appearance
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It's just a phase. Once Big Dental has used him up until he burns out, he'll do the most degrading painting work. If he's lucky, and doesn't end up in shoe cleaning or worse.
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What it's like to
be a square because you didn't want to imitate the chaos your hippy parents put you throughchew 5 gum -
He'll be the only one making money.
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But his chance of suicide is through the roof
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Why did the mother brush have to have hairy armpits?
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Sorry, is this anthropomorphic paint brush not fuckable enough for you?
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I'm going to be optimistic and think that that it was more about what the message of hairy armpits is (stereotypical), not fuckability.
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Because artists must be mocked as dirty, unkept hippies. This trope has bothered my family of artists and I for years.
For you new people. Artists look like your dad, or your school principal. Sometimes they look like hippies, but most people (not all!) who dress the part are not artists and very likey posers or hangabouts.
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I meet someone once that made a point to never cut their armpit bush for some reason. I don’t know they seemed to treat it like some ideological mission… it was weird but like as long as you don’t stink?? I guess you gotta buy armpit shampoo or smh
I think that laser hair removal is sane and modern way to deal with this stinky stuff
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Guess someone should tell the father... or hand him a DNA kit.
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I feel like they're more like haircuts, and the kid could be a hairbrush or anything if he wanted.
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Also tell the mother while you're at it
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Instead everyone gets a subtext of "who did she cheat with?"
Edit: not everyone, just me.
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They’re all brushes my dude.
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So it would make just as much sense if a steel brush came out? Or a cylinder brush like for your dishes?
What about a broom? Or do brooms not count as brushes?
I think my thought process gets stuck on the fact that the parents both are brushes explicitly for paint, the same purpose but different form.
My brain just wondered how you would get a tooth brush by crossing with a paint brush. Would the 'guy' have to be a dental scraper? My mind honestly went to silly places but apparently I hit a nerve.
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Funny enough, I wasn't thinking that at all until you said something.
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