Trump Boys Break Into CNN Office Attempting To Steal Debate Answers
Trump Boys Break Into CNN Office Attempting To Steal Debate Answers
ATLANTA—Checking in at the building’s visitor desk under the singular name “Janitor,” the Trump boys reportedly broke into an office at CNN headquarters Thursday, attempting to steal the debate answers for their father. “All we gotta do is find Mr. Tapper’s office and steal the answer key,” said Don...
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Damn near ate the onion on this one. God damn, how far we have fallen...
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The degradation of integrity is part of it. The Rubeplicans want you to feel downtrodden. Dont let them win. They're the ones falling, don't let them stabilize themselves using you.
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Did you watch even 5% of the entire Presidential debate 2024 ?
Are we living in the same timeline ?
It was like two Granpas going at a verbal contest while high on ketamine. or fetanyl. or whatever drugs old people do.
Im not 'Murican, but y'all are effed to the tee.
Biden and Drumpf are BOTH TERRIBLE choices. We are all screwed for the next 50 years. Hunger Games here we come!
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Oh man imagine if the debate was just a quiz show about 7the grade civics
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God I fucking wish, do you know how many terrible politicians we'd be free of if it were?
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Listen, those two chucklefucks went up onto that stage with no right answers and still even up failing. It really wouldn't matter to the electorate if they bombed a quiz.
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I'm now picturing this scene from Billy Madison, with Trump trying to answer a basic question about ethics in politics (although business ethics would apply just as well).
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Well done. It wasn't until I clicked into the thread that I noticed the link. Trump pulling a Nixon level stops just seems too plausible.
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The plot was foiled when a security guard asked them for identification and the response was, "I'M ERIC!"
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Woof, getting to the source website in that title was a long journey.
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Damn, what they should have done is bribed Donna Brazile.
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I just imagine Kamala setting a long intricate series of physical humor allowable traps that eventually leads to the debate stage, where the boys fall through the ceiling, and opening their hearts to Pappa Trump live on air, so we can all learn the true meaning of Christmas.
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This except they just die in the fall.
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The photo illustration is pure gold.
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Oniongate!
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Then they jumped over a ravine and yelled "yeeee haw"!
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Fire up the Bat Signal