Time comes for us all. [OC]
Time comes for us all. [OC]
UPDATE: https://pixelfed.crimedad.work/p/crimedad/717794020275353272
cross-posted from: https://pixelfed.crimedad.work/p/crimedad/715310569850044948
Time comes for us all.
We found this dead horseshoe crab on the beach today. It had a numbered tag on its shell apparently put there by The Maryland Fish & Wildlife Conservation Office. I've seen many horseshoe crabs here over the years, but never one with a tag. I made sure to go to the website and log it.
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440 million years old, and someone goes and staples a tag to me?
God damn it so much
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It looks like a CD to. Bro went and stapled his mixtape to a crab
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They probably did that to try to learn more about their longevity and habits
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Lol I love how innocent your comment is. In a thread of jokes and sarcasm you come in with the pure intention of informing. Cheers friend🍻
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Hello? Government? Your crab is dead
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Imagine you had never seen a crab before. Then someone shows you a picture of a true crab and says "this is a crab". Now imagine after that you are shown a horseshoe crab. There's no way you would think that's also a crab.
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Just give it some time. Eventually, everything will return to crab
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I mean, if you flip it over and look at the legs it's kind of crabby looking.
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Go to the beaches in Delaware full moon around 6/15 and it's mating time for the crabs. It's a spectacle when there are thousands of them on the beach at once!
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See you boys at the crab orgy
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The only animal that doesn't have to worry about catching crabs at the orgy
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They make Fuck piles
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For some reason I read this comment in the rhythm of Ooh La La by Coolio
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i don't know why but i have always been terrified of crabs. almost dropped my phone when i saw this one.
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Apologies!
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Beautiful pic with a storyline!
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This photo reminds me of the movie poster for Full Metal Jacket
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I can see it too. Born to Krill.
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Haha yes!
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