Brazilian Sharks Test Positive for Cocaine
Brazilian Sharks Test Positive for Cocaine
Trace amounts of cocaine have been detected in Brazilian sharks, raising concerns about the impact on marine life.
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I'm Dr. Sharkzo and I like cocaaaaine.
(I understand this reference might be a bit old for most of the platform but if you're unfamiliar with it just browse some clips of Dr. Rockso)
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Ca-Ca-Ca YEEAAAHHH, baby...
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Metalocalypse isn't old, it only came out... 18 years ago... damnit
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There is a person somewhere who just finished their SATs and was conceived to... DUNCAN HILLS COFFEE
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So much cocaine...
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A coo-coo-coo-coo!!!
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Cocaine shark do do do do do do
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That song has to be a by-product of cocaine use
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"jar jar binks has a caribbean black accent"
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I assume Cocaine Shark is already a movie on Tubi, but if it isn't give it a couple weeks.
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It's a movie produced in 2023: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt27036391/
Shockingly, it's not made by The Asylum.
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I'm kind of impressed. I've never seen a 1.8 imdb rating before
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Nice. And yeah, it's on Tubi. I think it can be properly reclassified as a documentary given this article here.
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And if you think that one's scary, wait until you see Cocaine Pangolin.
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Is that the sequel to Cocaine Bear? Where the sharks start swimming up rivers and they release the bear to fight the shark.
Like a Godzilla movie?
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Does that mean they're banned from the Olympics?
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No, they just can’t compete under the shark flag
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How can a shark even do cocaine without a blowhole?
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Through the gills
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There are the real questions.
Mabes they like feeling on their gums
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I didn't even know there were that many sharks
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...And my guy can't find shit.
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Jaws 8 won't be so bad because his crippling coke addiction has ground all his teeth to nubs.
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Brazilian snowpowder, works on people, works on sharks. Wonder what else it'll work on.