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"Is it possible to buy normal weed in 2024 or is there only shinzo-abe-pack-chernobyl-1000C-hot-knife-sohn-of-a-whore-nirvana-haze which leaves you with a permanent disability?"

you are welcome

and for the germanophones:

"ich verstehe nicht alles hier aber 'shinzo abe pack chernobyl 1000' schiesst wie eine schrotflinte ein loch durch die sprach barriere"

seit willkommen

edith: sorry, hab nix mit flinten zu tun und mach kaum schrott :P

SInce the legalization, I keep getting home-grown weed for free from friends.
Cause you can legally keep 3 plants, but only legally have 50g of dried weed at home. So everyone gives away the surplus after harvesting (which is also illegal, but impossible to control).
- I'm in Berlin and half of my neighbors have these 3m tall weed plants on their balconies. 3-4 usually, and nobody really cares. I wonder how the winter is going to be when everybody suddenly has half a kilo of weed...
- fuck me.
  
  not telling where i get my shit but i dont get it free and instead it costs a whole fucking lot. main reason why im broke all the time actually...
  
  well fuck me... i dont know how to treat plants good, the clubs cant grow until there exists some sort of training first... bullshit bureaucracy really, and also i dont have any friends who consume or grow...
- I thought it was only illegal to sell?
I’m a Germanphobe and you slapping me in the face with all that German was very rude

I’m very scared right now
- sach ma du pimml, ich zei dir glei germapfobe. !!!111einseinself
Ty that's actually funny as fk
schrottflinte

Schrotflinte, die schiessen Schrot
- ah ja, danke, passiert wenn man wenig damit zutun hat. spaghettimonsterimhimmelseidank
  
  und ja... die grund annahme sein gegenueber im internet sei maennlich... ich mein, oft genug passte es ja.. alles gut
For anyone wondering the removed word is what you call a female dog, an insult to a female person often preceded by "son of a" or an informal way to call a lady working in the red-light district

What an insane thing to just randomly post

~~i love it~~
- Right! Like where they even pull this from and they whose the genius that came up with it.

Wait german says kan man like in swedish? The more you know.

Kann man auf deutsch so sagen, und auf schwedisch anscheinend auch.
- Kann man das?
The nordic languages are quite similar to german. Cause they have the same origin (english too) and are geographically quite close to germany. So it just happened that some words are almost the same. I'm pretty sure if you speak German and English you can pretty much understand the context of what people are saying. This of course applies to other language combinations too

we building back babel with this one f🔥🔥🔥🔥

Oh man that weed looks tasty af... 🤤

I need some flower and a blunt wrap; getting bored of dabs.

I really want to grow colourful weed like that, but every time I try, it's just green and doesn't look like the photos on the packaging :c At least it still kicks butt, though :3
- I'm sure whoever grew this wishes they could grow colorful weed like this too.
I like to buy a concentrate (usually distillate but any concentrate will work), warm it up under a hot plate until it's nice and gooey, then spread a layer of it over the blunt with my dab tool before lighting up. Gets me as high as I used to get back before legalization, and the stickiness of the concentrate helps the blunt burn more smoothly and evenly.

If your tolerance is as wrecked as mine from too many dabs, you gotta try this. The full-spectrum effect of flower combined with the intensity of a good concentrate is the chef's kiss.

Shinzo Abe because of Fukushima and the Tohoku earthquake/tsunami event, I presume?

Taste the rainbow