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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net 2mo ago

Name generator

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Truit Farts

Cum Rake
- No one asked about your mother.
  
  I... I uh... Anyone have her number?
  
  There’s a Blue Milk joke in there somewhere…
Pepperoni Pizza

...wait.
Streef Boganoff
- Bounty hunter
  
  I hope they name all of the clones “Boyardees”. They’re technically just canned versions of the original.
- This is just a Bulgarian name.
- Ok that one is hilarious
Neef Bachos

Thad Pai

Beese Churger

Suna Talad

Somato Toup

Peal Varmesan

Dotted Sp— never mind
- beese churger took me out
  
  In the sequel you learn the character’s full name is “Fruten Glee Beese Churger” & is often just referred to as “Po Nickles”
- Thaddeus Pai
Chilled Greese
- This is one of my favorites because it grosses my kids out when I say it
  
  Also, if we're including food ingredients:
  
  Bound greef
  
  Fuck Dat
  
  Bound grief is either a fetish or a band. Probably both
Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.
- geez... this is something my brain just does. They're like earworms where my brain gets stuck in a loop or something. Drives me bonkers sometimes. And it's not just swapping initial sounds. It could be swapping internal vowel sounds or ending syllables. It's how Bradley Cooper has forever became Boodley Crapper in my fucked-up noggin...
  
  I, too, have the iterative compulsion, friend. The upside is the complete lack of writer's block, right?
  
  Same here. I started doing it as a silly thing to tease/bug my girlfriend but now it's become a permanent part of my personality. I will now only say "jadies and lentlemen", and I did it so frequently that she says it too.
  
  I'm not the only one! I drive people crazy in conversations because they'll be talking to me, and instead of keeping the conversation going I just repeat back what they say as spoonerisms. Also, backwards speak. When my brother and I were little we would be bored lying in bed unable to sleep so we would have conversations saying every word backwards and then try to figure out what the other was saying. We got pretty good at it to the point that my brain processes a lot of what people say backwards and forwards. I'm not as quick about it as I used to be, though.
Not a food but I can no longer read a garment care label without being reminded of the infamous Tumble Drylo
- Tumble Drylo?
  
  I wish to know more.
  
  Not much to tell. It’s a Star Wars character name @hotdogsladies@mastodon.social made up on the spot on a podcast years ago and has embedded itself in my head like a brain worm
LOL. They really do sound like Star Wars names.
Pello Judding

Nape Gruts

Toft Saco
Treet Stacos

Saco Talad

Tai Chea

Bothered Smurrito

Mry Dartini

St-Bone Teak

Steef Broganoff

Panilla Vudding

Cocolate Chake

Tinnamon Coast
- Sup Broganoff
  
  You know how every bad dude in cheesy 80s movies was named Chet or Trent?
  
  Yup. Steef is now the universal dickhead name in cinema moving forward.
- Tai Chea
- I really like Mry Dartini.
- Tai Chea
  
  "Tai Chea!? Tai Chea!? Tai beans Chea, mro!"
- Teet Stracos I think. Which might be one of Luke's buddies on that island....
Chackin Meese

Cheef Balupa

Joppie Sloe
- Cheef Balupa is fucking hilarious, and has been added to my list of funny Steam names to use at some point.
- Chacho Neese!
  
  Actually, that sounds more like a language.
  Chachoneese.
Paggis Hakora

Peak Stie

Beese Churger.
- From r/sbubby way back when. "A funcking beesechurger for monch."
Chicken Curry
- Cicken Churry?
psst, dont tell people how JKR names their ethnic characters
- You mean like cho Chang and Padma Patel?
  
  Or Kingsley Shacklebolt?
Durkey Tinner

Leet Moaf

Chotato Pip

Rizza Poll
- Dark Moaf sounds badass
I like Indian food:

Chasala Mai (Is that cheating because I switched the starting sounds, not a single letter?)

Pag Saneer

Mikka Tasala
- Vamb Lindaloo
  
  Now I'm starting to think every Star Wars name actually was created using this method and south-Asian food...
- i think switching phonetics is more in keeping with the spirit of the joke than switching spellings
- If you were completely ignorant of the existence of Indian food those would still work.
Never had a suke lywalker before. Sounds lit.
Sootlong Fub
Chac'n'Meese
- Beanut Putter
Cot Hoffee
- This one’s either a planet or a creature someone has to habitate.
Boot reer
- You'll get my boot in your reer in a minute if you carry on like that
- For people who don't listen
köner debab
There's a literal character already named Shu Mai.
Glup Shitto would like a word
Mig Bac
Pashed Motatoes and his cousin Pried Fotatoes
- Don’t forget their Kissin’ Cousin, Pweet Sotato.
  
  Pweet has an unnamed tot that may or not become a Sith Lord.
Dhanksgiving Tinner
Wasn't Dot Hog an 80s contemporary of Ron Jeremy?
- I thought she was Boss’s wife down there in Hazzard County, no?
Seef Btroganoff

Geef Boulash

Bongolian Meef

Seef Btew

Ceef Basserole

Teef Benderloin

Seef Boup

Seef Balad
domain.hog would be funny
Palepneo Jopper
War Stars
Piken Chaprikash

Boulash Geef
Lrench Freen Gentils

Ftir Sry

Creen Ghili Cheeseburger
Peperoni Pizza
Isn't that where the name of the Yuuzhan Vong can't from?
Jimmy Scrambles
halama karris
- Lol this post is a month old and yet someone downvotes you

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