๐ฐ ๐ ๐ฑ ๐ฆ ๐ณ ๐ฆ ๐ฐ โน๏ธ @yiffit.net I can't be the only one who saw that coming the moment they read the line "found a sugar daddy," right?
144 1 ReplyBalooWasWahoo @links.hackliberty.org I canโt be the only one who saw that coming
I'm surprised you can visualize it so well. I didn't see them coming, though the title did give insight into the plot twist.
20 0 Replynutsack @lemmy.world ๐ฎโโโโโ ๐ธโโโโโ๐ชโโโโโ๐ชโโโโโN ๐พโโโโโ๐ดโโโโโ๐บโโโโโ ๐จโโโโโ๐ดโโโโโ๐ฒโโโโโ๐ฎโโโโโ๐ณโโโโโ๐ฌโโโโโ ๐ซโโโโโ๐ทโโโโโ๐ดโโโโโ๐ฒโโโโโ ๐ฆโโโโโ ๐ฒโโโโโ๐ฎโโโโโ๐ฑโโโโโ๐ชโโโโโ ๐ฆโโโโโ๐ผโโโโโ๐ฆโโโโโ๐พโโโโโ, ๐ธโโโโโ๐นโโโโโ๐ชโโโโโ๐ปโโโโโ๐ชโโโโโ๐ณโโโโโ
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swag_money @lemmy.world probably: fake
definitely: gay129 1 Replycrowbar @lemm.ee Very: kinky
20 0 ReplyDragonborn3810 @lemmy.world Hotel: Trivago
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PyroNeurosis @lemmy.blahaj.zone On the plus side, there's very little chance of birth defects!
115 1 ReplySkaveRat @discuss.tchncs.de but a little chance of butt defects
59 1 ReplyChill_Dan @lemmy.world OP What do you think OP is?
13 36 ReplyPyroNeurosis @lemmy.blahaj.zone mom kicks me out for being gay
find a sugar daddy
My reading tells me OP is a dude.
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morphballganon @lemmynsfw.com Gotta include a line about changing your name to reflect your new gay identity or else the Dad would have known it was him
113 0 ReplySkaveRat @discuss.tchncs.de what if the dad knew?
52 0 ReplyTriPolarBearz @lemmy.world Son, I didn't get a chance to play ball with you when you were growing up. Let's make up for lost time.
25 0 ReplyTrainguyrom @reddthat.com Kinky
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festnt @sh.itjust.works or they just spent 2 years together without saying eachothers names, like normal people do
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Dr. Wesker @lemmy.sdf.org It's like that movie Oldboy, but gay and less violent. Gayboy.
66 0 ReplyChill_Dan @lemmy.world OP And the hammering is in the bed.
24 0 ReplyZombiFrancis @sh.itjust.works With more tongue.
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Fuck spez @sh.itjust.works And more fake.
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OmegaLemmy @discuss.online I'm at a fucking
:.|:;for words57 1 ReplyVivendi @lemmy.zip Holy shit how
9 0 ReplyMrShankles @reddthat.com Like this
:.|:;Edit to be more informative
It's :.|:; with a 'strikethrough' through the whole thing.
So โ Colon, Period, Vertical Bar, Colon, Semi-Colon and then a 'strikethrough' (idk if it depends on your lemmy app, but mine uses 2 tildes (~) on each side of whatever you're striking through
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Simulation6 @sopuli.xyz Words like last names?
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therealjcdenton @lemmy.zip Could be true, it is gay
55 1 Replyfestnt @sh.itjust.works but they spent 2 years together without knowing eachother's names
11 0 ReplyMatch!! @pawb.social they probably knew each other's fursona names
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jballs @sh.itjust.works Fake: Anon got a free house, obviously every millennials dream
Gay: Anon fucked their dad
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Anyolduser @lemmynsfw.com This is the poor man's Oedipus Rex.
54 1 Replyumbrella @lemmy.ml not sure if fake, but definetly gay
51 0 ReplyMatch!! @pawb.social that's so sad i wish they had more time together
50 0 ReplyBumblefumble @lemm.ee Anon discovers Oedipus.
47 1 Replyhitmyspot @aussie.zone No, its gay. Oedicoc
40 0 Replyใปใชใฃในใ @lemmy.blahaj.zone reverse oedipus
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bobthened @feddit.uk Anon doesn't realise that towns can have more than one divorced deadbeat gay dad in them.
30 0 Replyshastaxc @lemm.ee In this case maybe there was only one
4 0 Replybobthened @feddit.uk I doubt it.
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TheFerrango @lemmings.world The secret is his mom also cheated so he wasnโt really his dad. Thatโs why they never recognised each other
21 0 ReplyJackFrostNCola @lemmy.world Roll Pride
13 0 ReplyNigelFrobisher @aussie.zone 8yo is super young for his dad to realise heโs gay, so all power to him.
15 4 ReplyHadriscus @lemm.ee Old boy vibes
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