Boyfriend replacement tips and considerations
Boyfriend replacement tips and considerations
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The original was posted on /r/interestingasfuck by /u/Aryan_Anushiravan on 2024-11-14 02:42:57+00:00.
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I think I can take that black bear, I’m taller than him
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But do you love snacks as much as him
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I always felt I should pal around with black bears.
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Better be sure. They can run at 25-30mph (faster than Usain Bolt)
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So all I have to do is trip bolt?
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Jesus fuck polar bears are massive.
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Be great for getting things off the top shelf ;)
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You probably won't be cold ever, with a bear.
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Bears always listen and cuddle, as long as they aren't hungry.
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You can always call on a bear to open jars for you.
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A bear will never bore you with excessive bragging about his gaming prowess.
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As long as you don't call a bear a furry, he or she is happy and its a wonderful relationship.
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Someone that likes a bear more than a human totally deserves the bear.