Want to adopt one of these cute rascals? 🐬

Dolphin added to our list of Adoptable apps:

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Not to dunk on the fundraising, it is an awesome thing; but Dolphins are an special kind of assholes underwater, and cute
- Humans can be assholes as well and people adopt them all the time
And do what with it? Live in a partially flooded house, while dosing LSD, and giving it hand jobs?
I donated without adding a comment which app to adopt. Is there a way to fix this?