Wind power: CSIRO asks Australians to chart their farts for research
Wind power: CSIRO asks Australians to chart their farts for research
Agency hopes tens of thousands of people will log details of their flatulence on an app to help researchers better understand gut health
Finnaly I have something to offer my country!
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I already have a wind turbine strapped to my ass and generate free power with every fart. If I need a 'boost' I'll wolf down some baked beans.
You're way behind CSIRO!
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I also have a small methane burner. /s Makes it a bit unpleasant when it has to flare off, but it keeps my phone charged.
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The clinger is the worst. It sticks to all the soft furnishings upon entering a room.
"Fuck. Who shit themselves? It's like death in here".
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How do you register an account to use the app?
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I just searched the app store for it.
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The app didn't have rego, just a login.
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CSIRO hastening the trend in culture by explicitly making us a nation of fart huffers.