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trickle down economics
“Some lady came at me saying I stole her purse. I threw the professor at her but she kept coming, so then I had to hit her with this purse I found!”
- What's a professor in this context?
  
  This is a quote from Futurama.
  
  Bender (a criminally inclined robot) was ordered to take Professor Farnsworth (a 160yo professor) on a walk though the park. This quote is him regaling the experience.
I once found an angry old guy yelling at me and claimed that I stole his gun and ammunition.

So I gave them back some of the ammo I happend to found in an abandoned house nearby, and he stopped yelling at me.

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