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Texas should just say "Guns".
North Dakota should probably be "no civilization, no resources, and no warmth."
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You could just write "Fargo" over ND to get the point across.
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Hey now, we have some resources. Like... uh... hotdish?
Why are you walking away, weren't you invading?
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And it's tatertot hot dish!
Can imagine the delaying tactics that a classic Minnesotan long goodbye would cause to an invading military? You could cause delays of up to several hours just saying goodbye!
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I'll start a few more wars, then.
Red hotdish or white hotdish?
Does corn belong in hotdish?
Do the tots go on the bottom or on the top?
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Anything but plain cream of mushroom soup is a vile heathen concoction.
Corn or string-beans are fine. Anything else is sacrilege.
You put those tater tots ANYWHERE but in top, I will personally drive to your house and stare at you with passive/aggressive looks while I call your Mother!
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You would love my Mom's hotdish and revile my aunt's hotdish.
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It's possible! But I would eat your Aunt's hotdish in silence and using my passive/aggressive look while consuming it.
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I don't know what this means.
Yes.
Yes. Alternatively, why not both, at the same time.
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Red hotdish is tomato-based, white hotdish is "cream of <whatever> (usually mushroom)"-based.
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Y'all grow a mean sugarbeet
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Don't you guys have a fire cavern? That has to produce some warmth.
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No, that would require a cave, which implies the existence of interesting geological features.
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Which are reserved for South Dakota and Montana.
North Dakota explicitly gets nothing. I'm pretty sure it's in the constitution.
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ND has oil and nukes.
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And about 13 guns per person, although admittedly the people are scattered far and wide
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Does it really have oil?
And I know it's got a fuckton of missile silos but I imagine in an invasion they aren't terribly useful. I guess maybe an after you take complete control then it is
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It has a lot of oil sands.
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