You're viewing a single thread.
-
Jesus died so we could have bread. He is risen!
Also, rape porn is very much in keeping with biblical values.
-
Jesus died so the bread could rise. blessed be the yeast.
-
I would thank Jesus for bread, but didn't we have the stuff figured out quite a while before he showed up?
-
well the bread they were eating was most likely a flatbread that did not have any yeast. Someone who has a better idea of the history please come in and prove me wrong.
-
The Jews that predate Jesus were making bread with yeast (and probably other cultures were too). The holiday Passover is celebrated with matzah, a cracker like flat bread that doesn’t have yeast, because the Jews had to leave Egypt in a hurry and couldn’t bring yeast with them and instead subsisted on matzah.
-
Yeah that's what I was thinking. Matzah.
-
-
-
y'all need a good cook named Jesus in your lives. you get to thank Jesus personally and also swap baking tips.
-
-
"Take this and eat it" works in either context.
-
Lot would be so proud he’d throw you a daughter🥲
-
Throwing your daughter out to save your traveling guest's ass from being raped is also an option.
Judges 19 for the curious
-
Telling everyone the reason both your daughters are pregnant with your babies is because they got you drunk, or that girls shouldn't get too huffy if it's their own brother that raped them - also options.
Genesis 19:30-38 and 2 Samuel 13:20-22
-
Bible, full of stories that are all about fun for the whole family
-
-
-
Maybe two!
-
-