Etterra @lemmy.world Hello France? The American people here. We'd like to request an order for, oh, say, 50,000 units? That ought to be enough to get started.
36 2 ReplySpendrill @lemm.ee Thing one: You don't need 50, 000 start with 50 and make people share.
Thing two: Give the American People guillotines and they'll completely miss the point and do the McCarthy witch-hunts again.
42 1 ReplyHyperdinobeast @lemmy.dbzer0.com We just have to genocide one more minority group and your quality of life will improve, trust me bro
22 0 ReplyEtterra @lemmy.world Have you been to America? This place is freaking huge and we're absolutely saturated with politicians. We'll need 50,000 just to get started because those things weigh a ton.
2 0 Replynednobbins @lemm.ee Robespierre has entered the chat.
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Blinky @lemmy.world I wonder who that's for
23 0 Replyelectric_nan @lemmy.ml Ask not for whom the guillotines, it tines for thee.
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AlexDrago @ani.social It's probably for a noble cause
21 0 ReplyBookmeat @lemmy.world Ok, why is that blade in the raised position? I hope they're not transporting is that way...
17 0 ReplyCaptainBlagbird @lemmy.world Probably a non-functional model where the blade is screwed tight at that position 🤔
2 0 ReplySchlemmy @lemmy.ml There are supposed to be only a few working guillotines in France but they allegedly lie in a museum cellar somewhere.
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SaltyIceteaMaker @lemmy.ml any day now...
14 0 ReplySanctus @lemmy.world Y'all got anymore of that routine maintenance? We need some.
14 1 ReplyRaisin8659 @monyet.cc Getting ready....
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