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Ok hear me out:
Two very tall stacks of people with penises standing facing each other. Then you can use the penises like a ladder.
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I'm not gonna kink shame but...
I uh... don't want someone to use my dick like a rung on a ladder.
That's a lot of weight hanging and stepping man.
Gentile with the genitals please.
But uh... you do you bud.
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Some would say that having your hands full of penis means you’re already in heaven.
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The reaper hates this one simple trick!
Immortality go brrrr
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I'll build the stair out of penises!
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At least not with that attitude
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Use your chin/teeth to hold onto the current bar while you grab for a higher one. Can't put the rungs farther apart without punishing people that didn't decide to be short.
Although apparently all amputees go to hell
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Heaven is a FISHFEST!
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i… read fistfest
both work, and now i also have a good option for my gender and sexuality
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i… read fistfest
🤜🤜🤜 🥳
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Heaven is full of boring people anyway
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Maybe, we could expect hell to be full of danger, risky, racist entertaining people 😂
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beautiful, remembers me of andrew tate's wordings that just think whenever jer..ing, "God is watching you"
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that makes exhibitionists hornier
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Made me laugh.
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But what about my mouth?
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Heaven can wait
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FULL of penis? How many penis are a full hand of penis?
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Not if the penises are hard enough and arranged the right way
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Dirty problems require dirty solutions. Introducing the auto-jacker.
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Why not just take the elevator?
Edit: maybe not this one. Too much gore!
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Reminds me of the ending scene of The Very Same Munchhausen, except he used a rope ladder instead.
