You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I'd land in a minefield, with only numbers to help me out.

A classic
Minesweeper, eh? Tried it a few times but didn't stick on me 😅
- landmines aren't sticky silly

I am god of the beavers.

Isn't it that building/strategy game where beavers have evolved and build cities? Saw it in Steam.
- Yep, Timberborn.

I'd be hanging out in my nice Minecraft city my friends and I are building. Honestly wouldn't be too bad

...until the evening comes. I hope you do have...precautions for that?
- We have inner and outer walls encircling the city and raised rail lines passing between major points of interest. I'd be prepared!
- Honestly not much to worry about in Minecraft. Just go to bed at a reasonable hour and live a great life. It's man's ambition that is his folly.
Do I get to keep my castle? Because if I do, I'm pretty set.

Odds are that I get run over by a train shortly after. Also the factory must grow.

Hahaa!

Good that you beat the Great Filter of oil production (I think trains might be around or after researching that?)! Many of us find introducing oil...demoralizing playing motivation (did for me unfortunately!) 😅

Valheim, so probably killed by a falling tree.

100% death by tree. Specifically one that I wasn't chopping in the first place.

Path of Achra - the game speaks for itself.

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I like how the loans don’t have interest, but the savings bank does. I’d be down with that system.

BG3, so I'm either getting body snatched, horribly murdered, or laid.

If you're lucky, it's going to be all 3 and your murder will happen AFTER you get laid!
- CRITICAL FAILURE
- https://youtu.be/xoXjUl5usKI?si=-e_tVqH2lhC_1n8G&t=54s
You'll end up
Down
Down
Down
By the river~

If my regular Apex Legends experience applies, I've got about 30 seconds to live and no hope of my teammates reviving me.

Factorio. The factory must grow.

Lucky me, I live in Stardew Valley now. And I'm never going back.

I'm playing golf?

How unlikely! How fortunate I took so long to play Golf Story!

It's cool to be able to chill in a game as well! So many other answers involve either dying or killing 😂
Aw man, I love Golf Story. Such a fun little game, and way more accessible than a lot of other golf games.

It's animal crossing. I eat some fruit and then forget and hit a rock and break it.

Animal crossing certainly isn't the worst one to be stuck in but the limited nature of it quickly becomes apparent since you can't really ever leave the island (you can visit other islands, but you can't move there and you also can't visit the mainland).
- Nah mate, the goal of life is to laze away on an island with your friends eating fruit and building shit together. Why would I ever want to leave?
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Grow the factory.

WH40K: Darktide. In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium I am so F-ed in the A.

We have a grim, and painful life to look forward to. At least it will be brief so there's that.

So you rather die grinding in the factories, in prison, as emperor-corpse food or horribly in battle? Tough choice.
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I spend three years locked in a tiny capsule and then die because the engineers forgot to add parachutes.

For me, the issue is not parachutes. It's always forgetting to add antennae for communication
Aww man! Not the best experience to have before death!

Rimwold. I'll be dying from an infection caused by a chinchilla's bite.

I'd be miserable in a basement, flinging my tears at flies and poop.

Is your mother by any chance a religious nut with a knife?

I'd look pretty out of place as an overweight 43 year old man playing in the Women's World Cup.

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- Day 5947, please let me retire before I hit 60
The movie"Ladybugs" could use a remake, you could be the star of the movie!

Also rip Rodney Dangerfield.
- I actually watched that again a few years ago when I started coaching my daughter's soccer team. It honestly holds up fairly decently for a 90s movie dealing with gender. However, Rodney Dangerfield totally carried that movie himself.

Hang out with a bunch of cool dudes, do some diving, make some sushi.

Sounds pretty ideal.

Groan. That means I am stuck in boring but pretty Starfield forever.

Guess I would finally build an Outpost 😆

Caves of Qud. Guess I'm a farmer now. The world is very dangerous.

Stuck in the liminal space of THPS 1 and 2. Skateboarding forever. Alone.

At least you’ve got a bangin’ soundtrack!
- So here I am,
  
  Doing everything I can...
Except for a few random voiceless NPCs that will stand, forever cheering, at the wayside.

Ffs i only olayed one match of Starship Troopers... Im getting dismembered by an oversized animstronic alien ant

Service guarantees citizenship
- I'm doing my part.

Get fucked 25 different ways by a megacorp.

Punching trees hurts.

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My minecraft mod pack so id basically be the god that created that universe.

I’m so glad I decided not to play Alien Isolation tonight.

Brain damage (rocket league).

I die. Just like I do in CS2. Shouldn't have started again, I'm just too old for this shit.

~~I would go bowling with my cousin.~~

Oh wait, I forgot I played the RoboCop demo. Uh oh...

Note: The fact I forgot about playing it probably doesn't speak well for my enjoyment of the game.

I'd be living in the slums in Night City and have a higher quality of life than anyone I know in real life

Elden Ring. If it's anything like my playing experience. I'm dead within 2 minutes.

I'm trying to learn how to read in war-torn Bohemia in the High Medieval Ages :/

What game is this? Kingdom Come?
- Yeah lmao hardcore mode is no joke in the early game
I guess RTFM doesn’t apply here…

I go and live a peaceful life in Kakariko Village

Shitty time to have dusted off plants vs zombies. Guess me and crazy Dave are buds now. If you need me, I'll be rummaging through the kitchen cabinets looking for a helmet!

I die of heart attack, bleeding, poison and disease simultaneously near the entrance to the Darkest Dungeon

I'll need to build shelter , gather food, add defense and make a dam table to eat off of because we just crash landed on a planet and survived, but eating without a table is what sets me off!!

I continue my attempts to Slay the Spire

I have died of dysentery.

Darktide?

I'm either getting killed by Nurgle cultists, or by the Inquisition for being weird and knowing heretical words like "Democracy" and "Human Rights".

I guess I'm now stuck in the digital world with my companions that consist of a pile of sentient poop and a Dinosaur that can breath fire and talk. Both of which will experience the cycle of life, death, and re-incarnation roughly every few weeks.

I will chill in the idealistic socialist town and happily eat the freshly grown meat straight off the vine that the living plant monster gives out to everyone for free daily

Does D&D count? I could probably have a decent time finding some magic item and then just using it in daily life.

I’d be piloting a ship around the Milky Way fueling my hoarding addiction with theft and murder

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I design a one-way mission to the moon. It's a complex, 3-stage rocket designed to take 1 passenger as the payload. Our brave passenger is a Korok.

Then, after the mission is done, you'll keep a memorial for this brave Korok? Or do they live there in a new home?

Peglin? I can throw stones pretty well, but not sure I can do much against sentient walls

I'm in the Star Trek universe! Post scarcity and a chance to understand the mysteries of the universe and live twice as long? Sign me up.

In the world as myself or as my character?

If as myself, i'll try to stay away from the US portion of Earth. They get attacked a lot. If as my character, I guess i'll just have to make a Captain's Log noting this strange phenomenon before giving the order to warp towards my next mission for Starfleet.

Life in Star Trek is easier than most, if you're in the right place.

It's (an) Earth, mid 18th century. Mega-Ghana is the world's leading great power, having crusaded both Christianity and Islam more or less out of existence centuries ago. The place that I actually live in real life was just conquered by England, although this problem is somewhat mitigated by the fact that the (Visigothic) king of Spain invaded England and renamed it to "Nouveau France" several centuries ago. Such is the nature of a multiplayer Paradox megacampaign

My cousin calls and asks if I want to go bowling.

Would be weird since my cousin is dead

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Eorzea isn't the worst fantasy world to be isekai'd into. I'd just set up in one of the capitals and try not to die

As long as you don't give into despair, everything will be fine!

I continue to press the buttons I'm told to, over and over again. Not much has changed.

I don't think anything changes as I've played Dirt Rally 2.0. Maybe I'll just die in a car crash.

Good thing it's not the game I played second last... noita.

Some asshole chases me all around the map shooting rockets at me over and over again from a fucking flying motorcycle monstrosity.

Angry russian voices then buckshot to my face.

Why do I even play this game.

Haha damn I'd be in Night City. I'd probably be getting mugged by some gangoons.

I’m in feudal Japan during a civil war. I don’t speak any Japanese other than the lyrics to Mr. Roboto and I’m a foreigner. I’m probably dead.

(Shadow Tactics)

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Judging by what the people in this world are saying, being rolled up into a giant ball and lobbed into space isn't as bad as it sounds.

Uhhhh, covered in sticky white latex? Yessir.

(It was changed)

Technically I'd be in Night City, but for the first few hours surrounded by homelessness and decay I'd likely be trying to figure out how I got to San Francisco again...

What a save!

Starship troopers in a bug hive. RIP.

Depending on where in the game I end up: realize I'm basically already dead, shotgun a bottle of bleach and die, or try to survive for a while, get bitten, drink bleach and die. Or just get eaten alive, or get food poisoning, or a cold, and die.

I would get killed by a Worm with a Bazooka, unless it's my turn first and I manage to kill it before it kills me.

The factory must grow. I need to figure out how to use the Logistics Train Network mod and build a new oil processing facility.

Deep Rock Galactic, after playing around with the grapple I would fall to the ground and die.

i teleport to the world of Deep Rock Galactic.

If im in the inner colonies, im probobly fine. If im part of the DRG crew, im screwed.

Vampire Survivors so I'm pretty much fucked.

ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS

FOR KARL

RDR2.

I'll go ask Dutch if I make negative amount of money if I'm supposed to take 50% from the camp funds

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I'm fucked - Dead Cells.

I'd be deciding whether or not to start journey 3 or riding torrent around finishing things I didn't do. I can do whatever I want as Elden lord

Get I teleported into the game as the hero? Then I have to mine for a while, find a strange artefact, have a seizure and then fly off into space with a helpful robot.. were I will most likely die due to space pirates a I have no idea how to pilot a spaceship for real.

As a player character.

Doesn't need to be a hero, since in some games you are a villain.

Why is everything square!?

Wtf is with all these zombies and skeletons at night? Why is that green guy running at me? Does... does he not have arms? Are those... four legs? What is going on here?

boom

Pros: I'd only have to solve puzzles, then defeat an AI god at puzzles in order to be born into the real world and become effectively immortal so long as I keep up maintenance on my robo-bod. It's easier than it sounds.

Cons: Most human media is lost to time. I would be alone except for the fellow robots I wake up, and a lot of them are apparently annoying. The work of restoring civilization rests entirely on my shoulders. Luckily, I'm immortal.

Oh, thanks for the reminder that this just came out! Been looking forward to the sequel
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Which game?
- Sounds like The Talos Principle. Great puzzle game that comes close to scratching the Portal itch.
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Witcher 3, Velen. I'm immediately killed by a bandit or a Drowner.

BALLOONS! Get'm!

If I'm not Geralt then I'm likely quite fucked.

Astroneer!! I’m gonna be fine as long as I have oxygen.

Can you get more of it? Easily?
- As long as I have compound, I can make tethers. So, if I don’t stray too far from the path I’ll be alright. Eventually I’ll get a QT-RTG (power generator), for being a good boy, and have enough resources to craft a portable oxygenator (requires power). Then I’ll be ready to hit that planet core!!

Someone, get me a crowbar!

I'd be killed by a monster straight from Hell in under 10 seconds unless I start moving and never stop. Never stop moving. Hopefully I can find a weapon and some body armour!

Into the Dead?
- Doom

I like to think that I'd join a pirate crew and go on adventures, but more likely I'd be a hobo on some street on a Caribbean island. Could be worse.

If I become my save file, I'm gonna hop into my Star Eagle, fly to New Atlantis, and use my million creds to furnish my Class One citizen penthouse, and fucking retire.

Maybe go visit Neon once a month to trip out on Aurora and catch BorealUS's next show.

Also I'm female now. I may ride this for a bit before going to Enhance and switching back to Male and getting the full Chad look. Might do this sooner to hide from Starborn assassins lol

the last game I played was Duskers, so I'm probably either immediately dying in the vacuum of space or trapped in a derelict space station without any power.

Faerûn. I'd probably fail to see a trap and die.

But in my defence, those are invisible until I roll a high enough number on a dice.

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- Don't worry about it, Karlach, stick to berserking.

I think I'll just chill in the space rig and drink ale.

The first thing I do is gather wood. Make a crafting table, a wooden axe and a wooden pickaxe. Where am I?

I find myself on a large, nice, and green felt. As I stand up, I see a stack of cards in the distance. Next to it are seven spreads of cards, each with the top card face up...

Everything must be Satisfactory.

"Bomb has been planted.." Shit.

I own a wine empire and a giant gold clock. Pretty cool.

I guess I'd go to the bus tunnel and check if any of my wine is ready yet.

Personally my wife is probably very unhappy with the gigantic house with 0 interiors decorating except a room of smelly kegs

Prince of Persia Warrior Within.

Hmm. If I'm on the island of time I'm royally screwed but living in some random town is okay I guess. Could be worse.

I would be the lone human in Deep Rock Galactic. Hopefully I would be transported into the Rig and drink some beers because if I ended up on Hoxxes I'm pretty sure I would be glyphid food.

I gotta catch 'em all

I would tame a gecko and ride it into battle. Or get ganked by a bunch of wasps, could go either way.

I'd probably either get killed by a nosalis or forget to change my mask filter. Greetings from Metro: Last Light!

A creeper blows up behind me while I'm punching a tree.

Since it has been confirmed that all the characters in Smash are toys, and the human playing with them are the hands, does that make me a hand?

Get eaten by giant sea abomination if I don't drown trying to collect metals

I am struck by an overwhelming urge to make paperclips.

Shit.

Drown in rain. I'm too big for the shelters.

I would like to think I would be some kind of PMC trying to survive in a quarantined zone after mass evacuation. The Russian government has cordoned off the area as a result of some kind of conspiracy by a secretive 'Umbrella Corp' style mega corp and has stranded the Russian and Western PMCs that were caught in the area when it closed.

But in reality I would be a Scav and almost immediately killed by some lvl70 Kappa chad.

I hunt mushrooms and apples for the next 5 days till I max out my supply in the stash and carefully avoid monster encounters because I'm scared shitless and I only get one life this time.

Making a deal with a Daedric Prince.

I sit and hide until Kratos solves everything

Considering I'm guaranteed to eventually get viciously eaten by a horde of zombies with no hope of survival, I think I'll just end it myself.

I feel I need to turn a crank. It feels tedious at first, but it gives me some power to make scrap metal.

Mechwarrior 5? Depending on where I end up, I could be fine or screwed...

I spawn next to some weird tower with a princess on top. I see another three stone towers in the distance. The princess tells me to go shoot one of the stone towers with my shotgun. When walking on the bridge, giant log with iron spikes just appears in the air and start rolling to me. It nearly kills me, but I survive. My happiness don't last long, because I see old ugly witch spawning near me. Before I can shoot her, she turns me into a pig. Scared and confused, I turn around and run back to safety. Last thing I see is the princess that I thought was my ally, shooting me with her bow. I hate Clash Royale.

Shit Keanu Reaves is in my head making snarky comments about my choices. Could be cool.

Got a nice job with autonomy, quite a bit of credits and a sweet spaceship. If only we could have cats in Starfield

Armored Core 6, yeah it's probably not going to end well for me.

I'm playing Fea Farm so, farm, fish and hang out with my friends all day. Plus I have cute little fairy wings in that game. I'm set for life.

Press F for all those swimming around Planet 4546B

I get to be a Destiny NPC. Honestly, not the worst fate.

I abandon my plans of defeating Ruby Weapon and just get in the Highwind and go to the Golden Saucer.

I'd either be an immortal capsuleer in charge of a space ship. Or I'd be some peasant on a planet that are so unimportant that they don't even get mentioned in the lore.

OP what game are you describing? I played Middle Earth Shadow of War, so I'd be perched up on a building watching two uruks throttle each other

A text-based Online, browser crime game called TORN.

I was thinking about reinstalling that game but haven't yet done so. I have bad memories of dem uruk chiefs getting op rather quick (yeah I know you gotta kill them with the weaknesses before they learn all your moves 😂)
- Wow, Torn looks pretty cool, I didn't know there were still games like this
  
  Shadow of War is not actually that bad, I'm on post game and the uruks are like level 65 and I still run into ones that are mortally vulnerable to stealth, or just plain soft headed or dazed when you pin their feet, and all that. Unless you were playing on a higher difficulty, I'm just on normal.
  
  They get a lot more immunities and stuff but all you gotta do is poke them in the one place they're vulnerable and you're still the man. Only the ones with the adaptable trait really learn from their weaknesses before you can kill or brand them, so it's not too bad.

Sims 4, I really don't notice anything different.

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That really depends.

Crash land near/in the main colony? Eh. I'd be thrown into prison to be beaten or put into Boris' chair until I was compliant, but after, there's a chance at a decent life with only some risk of death. At worst, they might decide I'm worth tossing in a Warcasket and joining the Dead watching the walls.

Outside of them? Ehh. Might be able to throw in with a tribe and keep my head down until we're all slaughtered in a raid. Some of the Empires seem somewhat friendly, could try to offer services cleaning and hauling for a bed in a servant barracks. Completely fucked if I'm caught out by Raiders, Pirates, Insectoids, or Mechanoids.

Eaten by local fauna,Shot, blown up, or crushed by a titan. Just got done playing titan fall 2.

Either I'm Link in the Wind Maker, or just one of another NPC. And I'd be okay with being NPC in Zelda: Wind Maker.

Wind *Waker
- Thanks, didn't catch that auto correction.

blade and sorcery VR! It's sociopath time!

Ahh! Do you enjoy slashing or stabbing more?
- GRAVITY MAGIC it's fun to launch people everywhere

I have a bad time as I can't speak Japanese and am pretty sure subtitles don't come with me.

Last game I played was World of Tanks, so...

Society as we know it ended in 1919, after the calamitous fall of every world government. There is no order or law save the will of the Tank Clans, roaming columns of tanks from every nation on the constant prowl for ammunition, fuel and supplies to keep their rampage sustained for even a moment longer.

To be a tanker in this time is to embrace chaos and anarchy. Tank clans commit to bloody battles, fighting to the last man over scarce resources. The victors cannibalize the smouldering wrecks of the fallen for whatever scrap remains. Technological advances come at the cost of hundreds fallen, all in the name of making deadlier war machines. This the world I now inhabit, a world of steel and chaos, of armor and war. This is...

The World of Tanks.

Oof! 100% adrenaline until you finally bite the bulle- I mean, the...shells? Sabots?
- Or get rammed by a Maus. Good to keep some variety in your life.

Unciv.

Just living my daily life until other civilization besieges and bombard my city.

BroForce. I'd flex all over those fools from Terroristan

I open an Inn and get to play Gwent against Gerelt of Rivia!

I'd be thrust into a dog-eat-dog world of 4 warring factions each out to establish dominance and feed themselves. I'd say in a week give or take I'd end up on someone's dinner plate.

(I played 3/4s through of Tooth and Tail last night in 8 hours).

Ask me again in two weeks and I'd be in a city where you MUST take a train to get anywhere, in Cities Skylines 2. That would be a nicer fate.

Balder's Gate would be pretty chill until the illithids transform everyone

Isekai?

Pikmin start listening to me for some reason.

Tower Unite plaza... I'd be having a good time I guess lol

What do you even do in league of Legends lore? I know nothing about it besides what the champions say in TFT

It's not really explained what happens when Bloons get trough but I doubt some balloons can be that dangerous.

Really hope I can get an entry position at Ryujin Industries (they always seem to be recruiting) so I can afford to not live in the slums and work on getting the skills needed to survive long-term.

Kill some marsupial rats, descend a level, kill some more rats and snakes, descend again. Now for the knolls, rats and snakes. Probably die before the black blob, maybe not.

Shattered Pixel Dungeon

I find myself incredibly frustrated with the reliability of the Konnersport F1 car.

likely I die crashing my ship into the sun trying to figure out where the fuck this lost civilization went. (outer wilds)

Probably crushed by falling blocks while genki rockets plays in the background.

Take me apart, take me apart,
What a way to roam
And if you have to take me apart to get me there
I'd rather stay at home.

I'd be kicking some mf'ing shell, that's for sure!

I'm gonna turn down both Halsin's and the Emperor's sexual advances, again, then remind hot Karl that she's the only one for me, and then when we leave camp, I'll probably immediately get murderized by Sarevok because I'm not gonna join his latest murder cult and he's not gonna like that.

Baldur's Gate 3 Act 3 has it all.

Ohh god, I just turned off Necromunda: Hired Gun. I love Warhammer, and grim dark but as for a long live in Necromunda? Not a chance.

Probably be killed and eaten by the very first monster encounter I have.

Off to my little paradise on Codos.

Guess I'm gonna live in the metros.

Does tabletop count? I become an incredibly powerful Planeswalker and visit zendikar, ravnica, and Kamigawa.

Otherwise, I'll probably just settle into the grind on a freighter and drift into the starfield.

Well, I’m lost in this ever-changing burning basement and have to shoot my tears at all these weird enemies and hope I find some good power-ups, and hope I can evade Mom. (Binding of Isaac)

I would probably die on the battlefield by some random aircraft with a gradethrower on point B

I guess I live in Dark Sun now

You are soooo dead
- Yep or a slave

I drown or get eaten by aggressive fauna.

The world of Subnautica is not a friendly place for the unprepared.

I’m immediately killed with a flamethrower or hit in the head by a magically teleported sniper bullet.

I crouch on sand, I'd assume. Next to me a woman pulls a purple sword out of her own chest, tells me to get going then disappears. On my other side a sniper with bandaged eyes talks about a piece of her soul before shooting someone.

uhhh, I'm not really sure what would happen in Muse Dash. if it was a Log Horizon situation where i assume the role the character i probably can't hit anything to the beat lol

The last game I played was Yu-Gi-Oh Masterduel so I guess I'd be forced to endlessly play Yu-Gi-Oh against people in the real world...

So I'll be driving a lot of cars and racing them in lobbies filled with kids ramming?

Mugello, Suzuka, your time to shine starts now!

45 minutes of salty hate, but at least Neeko is hot.

I end up as the final boss of some Pikmin game and get pimp-slapped by 1 inch tall astronauts.

A Pikmin infestation, if they were real, would unironically be worse than bedbugs or cockroaches and I will fucking die on that hill.

I am quickly fragged by space-aged weaponry, provided I don't explode from the strange atmosphere. Best case scenario isn't good, food seemingly doesn't exist.

I don't know how to ride a horse so I'd probably get mauled by a bear or murdered by outlaws trying to get somewhere civilized.

If by “game world” you allow TRRPG’s then it’d be Golarion (Pathfinder 2e) and last nights game was “Case File #4” where a creepy leather bound book (the ‘Dark Archive’) keeps appearing and transporting us to various other places to fight undead.

#4 was an abandoned mansion overrun with undead that we needed to clean out. Fuck almighty almost every room was a combat session!

So to be teleported there I’d just run away. Even if I could find a suitable weapon I’d not survive more than one encounter. Not worth throwing away my actual life for some stupid book!

Is okay, I answered about a text online game (TORN) 😁

I hope the horrors leave you alone once you escape the place!
- If by “horrors” you mean that damn book?
  
  Then no, there’s eight (8) “Case Files” in total so we’re just halfway there.
  
  🤨🥺🤣

Probably finish all of my builds and farms, build a lot of new and awesome builds before eventually begging for help from the other members of the server at least assuming I'm trapped in that world specifically, if I can go to others it might be a bit longer before I try to get help.

I go hollow, probably

I’d be screwed, because the last game I played was Dying Light 1. I have a fleeting feeling that I’m not athletic enough to climb skyscrapers and buildings.

Yeah I wouldn't be neither!

I remember almost bicycling after a plane in real life before remembering it wasn't Dying Light 😂
Just get to the tower and leave it to the runners!

VRChat. What does that mean? Do I literally get teleported into vrchat as I am irl? Do I have a little menu that'll pop up on my wrist to change avatars/bodies? Can I go to new worlds or am I stuck in the last world I was in? Am I by myself in some kinda limbo-vrchat where it's not actually a game but some kind of other universe that just appears to be vrchat, or can I actually meet up with other people? Can I get hurt or do the same rules of physics, health, food, etc apply? Is vrchat even a game?

If vrchat isn't considered a game, then Bomb Rush Cyberfunk. It'll be cool to be in the future I guess? The game itself is fun, but if I show up as the person I am irl, then it'll be kinda boring. I guess I could always learn how to do sweet tricks and grinds though.

I'd probably get a bouncy stick to the side of my head before I notice anything.

I'm now an axolotl with an AK-47 who is killing to provide food for my children.

I don't see a downside.

I'd be attacked by a scholar and cleric at night and have my stuff/information taken. People around me won't even be aware of what's happening despite being pummeled an elemental barrage. I will be relatively unscathed though.

Octopath Traveler 2.

I dont want to admit how fucked I am, but I almost wish Rimworld was the last game I played now

Dying geeting sniped from a bush while trying to not get poisoned by a swarm of zombie bees (Hunt: Showdown).

I struggle between by fear of spiders and love of angry violent women in black leather

Some jacked up 8-8 monster comes around the corner as i, a poor 1-2 Aegis soldier am demanded to sacrifice my self to the beast, so my Commander can go another round.

Dying geeting sniped from a bush while trying to not get poisoned by a swarm of zombie bees (Hunt: Showdown).

Digimon cyber sleuth. I guess it really depends in what position I would be in in the world but overall it seems like a jackpot. I get to capture and battle with digimons and there's an actual virtual reality world to travel to. Sweet.

i realise i am in hypixel bedwars trios and regret playing it. i suck at bedwars

I need to summon the elector counts

I'm suddenly in a dilapidated home that needs remodeling and cleaning. But not fancy clean because I need to sell it to preppers.

I probably get killed by a robot dinosaur.

I'm a muffifed immortal redneck shooting eypgetican creatures sounds good to me at least my teeth isn't all crooked wait do rednecks have good dental care?

Ummm, I don't even know what "from the depths" is like to live in? Weird? I would be a brain in a box?

I'd reach out to grab my smartphone only to realize there's now two of them on my desk. I'm about to have a very bad day~

I mean. Either I am an Idol (a greek god), or just your average person living a normal life. Suppose not much would change xD.

I get turned into a zombie, or get stomped by a giant, or just stabbed, or get burned alive by a friend.

I guess I'm dying...

Of laughter at Drax and the banter of the other guardians. Or killed by some flarking space weirdo.

Probably break my neck because I'm a bloody reckless driver and unlike my avatar in the game, I'm not invulnerable.

Trackmania

my 1WO stares at me in utter disbelief how his supposedly ace of a Kaleun could fuck up this badly. again. (Silent Hunter 3. snuck into a convoy at night and bad weather. convoy zigs towards me, no time for final speed estimation, i go with last estimate, 4 eels in the water, all pass ahead. possibility: convoy slowed one knot due sea state. decide to surface to reposition. have a brainfart, my artillery starts shooting. hell breaks loose, star shells and searchlights everywhere. both engines AK, course 90. destroyer follows shooting star shells. half an hour zigzagging until he loses me.

Why did my last game have to be Chivalry 2?

Being repeatedly torn apart by various medieval weapons does not sound like a good time.

Living in such a world brings experience, which may postpone the next getting-shredded by seconds 🤔

An Anomaly storm is about to vaporize me or turn me into a god. Odds aren't looking great.

I would be blown to bits by a black scottish cyclops and then get buried in a soup can

I die. Then I wake up in my fancy coffin again just to die again a bit later. But at least I have a nice house and some servants.

Well, the base is on an island with fairly good turret protection from the biters, but I dont know anything about engineering, so Id probably shut down the factory except for the bullet farm, make a comfy nest in the wreck of the ship, and go fishing.

Probably fight a group of cannibals..

Probably be beaten up by a bandit or davis or something

Destiny? Assuming I'm in the Last City, things MIGHT be OK. If I'm not, assuming the season is the current timeline, there's a short amount of time before the Shadow Legion captures me, some hangers-on from House Dusk kill me, the Red Legion (what's left of it) kills me, or the Witness ends reality as we know it.

I've been wasting time with Noita and BG3 as of late. I played Noita before leaving for work today, so the most likely thing to happen is I set myself on fire.

Ocarina of Time, so I hope it's the past version rather than the future version.

I get jumped by a hog-sized cockroach and probably die TBH.

I'd probably get killed by a giant ant.

vibing with hatsune miku as the last game i played was F2nd

I go hunting in Australia. Sounds like a good time.

Does DnD count? Does beeing the DM count?

If yes: Oh me god, that will be fun.

I have to run down a slope, dramatically backstabbing a load of big-headed creatures.

O man I'd be stuck in call of duty, would die repetatively... Guess I shoulda played that porn game they keep advertizing on pornhub

I die in a cave collapse while prospecting for cassiterite

I‘d probably die in the French revolution

It depends, am I going to be a washed up disco star or a car obsessed binoclard?

¡El Presidente!

I need to find a hat, backpack, and some shoes so I can hopefully survive fighting a genetically engendered duck with the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the grim reaper, and a noodle bowl..

I'd eventually fall through a hole and maybe see talking animals several hundred feet below.

Schadenfreude and kill bind

Another HiE story. At least it won't mean an instagib or other untimely demise, that place is pretty chill.

Arcana hot and cold - I get to have sex with a beast girl. Nice.

Gets your heart pumping as well, is good for yer health!

I summon my black stallion, some old ruins nearby begin to move.

Will I remain as the same I am in the real world person or do get to choose who I become. Because if I remain a normal human, I am pretty much fucked in the 40k universe

I go to Memphis

I’ll die…respawn…die…respawn…..I’m not the greatest at pvp it seems.