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I’m not wearing any clothes.
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Not at all. I'm in bed and what I'm wearing is destined for the laundry basket.
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Ugh, first I teleport three feet to the side and no later than 24 hrs I'm suddenly stark naked? It's going to take a toll on my mental health for sure, but other than that I'll be really frustrated because I'm wearing my favourite shirt right now
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Really depends on whether that includes the hairties holding my pigtails in place. If the pigtails stay, I think I can still walk out of this sports bar with my dignity intact.
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I'm in a metro, so ... dang. It's suddenly a really long way home, part of it is gonna be chilly.
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Lately, I'd get hypothermia.
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Aside from panic at what the fuck just happened, walk to the bedroom, and grab some new clothes
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I'm currently sat on the toilet, I guess I'd take it as my queue to go have a shower
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It does not affect anything.
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Well I'm at work so this is potentially life-altering.
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Suddenly I've had a weekend like in my 20s, but I didn't have to spend a bunch of money on overpriced cocktails.
The real question is, do I magically end up with a boring, closeted "straight" guy who pumps and runs directly afterwards, or am I just walking home naked? Because depending on how that answers, it's either a weekend from my early 20s, or my vacation to Mexico a few years back.
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Must be the weekend.
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There are kids around, so it's gonna be real bad.
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I'm just cold... that's it...
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Everyone starts gossiping about how large my penis is.
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I'd ask myself if Patrick Stewart was somewhere nearby.
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Not in the slightest since I’m still in bed, and not wearing any clothes.
A couple of hours later and I might’ve ended up naked in the middle of the street. In that case.. scream and quickly stop before I draw too much attention. And then.. run into a clothing store and quickly put something on. Oh, but first collect my bag so I can pay for the clothes. I.. do get to keep my bag, right?
