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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social

"Lacking", Tom said without meaning.

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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social

"That faint odour just came back", Tom said reminiscently.

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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social

"Trump needs a better running mate", Tom dispensed.

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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social

"We are not cousins", Tom said unrelatedly.

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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social

"It looks like you, and it does everything you do, and yet it isn't you", Tom said on reflection.

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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social

"Tom got here after the other two", Tom said in third-person.

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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social

"It's fair in this specific context", Tom said just in case.

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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social

"Well, Pumbaa, you should know that I've already bested your little friend at Battleship", Tom said sanctimoniously.

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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social

"Large semi-aquatic herbivores are vital to the health of the ecosystem", Tom said hypocritically.

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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social

"I might not have kids, but I can still self-identify as a father", Tom said transparently.

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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social

"This whole dissertation is a load of crap", Tom said in abstract.

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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social

"For your insolence in disrespecting me, I shall become a scourge upon your kingdom", Ishtar said urbanely.

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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social

"I come to pay respects to mighty Genghis", Tom contributed

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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social

"I have committed no crime", Tom pled in a sense.

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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social

"I'll force that little demon to do something", Tom said, making an impact.

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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social

"Vegetarian dishes only", Tom metes out.

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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social

"Remember to change it up every seven days", Tom said very weakly.

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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social

"I named my aircraft in honour of the god of the Sun", Tom said apologetically

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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social

"The whole company was found guilty of criminal activity", Tom said with firm conviction.

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Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social funwiththoughts @midwest.social

"I'm going to force that little demon to do something" said Tom, making an impact.

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