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megane-kun

Just an ordinary myopic internet enjoyer.

Can also be found at lemmy.dbzer0, lemmy.world and Kbin.social.

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Philippine VP says she would have Marcos assassinated if she were killed
  • Yeah, I get that. Watching the drama from the sidelines would have been entertaining if it weren't for the effects such an infighting would result.

    But hey, the voters wanted that shit. Let the popcorn flow!

  • Philippine VP says she would have Marcos assassinated if she were killed
  • It's an open secret that the Marcos Jr.-Daughterte (son of a former dictator, daughter of Duterte, a wannabe-dictator and former mayor and president) tandem has been a marriage of convenience, and will break at some point, so yeah, no surprises there.

    No surprises on Daughterte's words either, given her father. If all you have is a gun....

  • Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay
  • It took me a stupid amount of time to realize that it's not about mass transit system being underfunded and wanting for money. Not even the presence of the word “customers” tipped me off, it was only after I encountered the words “eat subway” that I thought, “huh, that's strange. Don't they mean ‘eat inside the subway’? Fare dodgers that eat inside public transport?”

    I sliced, pickled, and ate the onion.

  • How were you able to get over the fear of approaching your crush? And how did it go?
  • I changed schools. Now, even if I wanted to approach her, I can't!

    Kidding aside, I asked myself "if I am so anxious even approaching her, how can I even be in a relationship with her?" and basically forced myself to decide whether to: "yeah, this is a crush that I won't be doing anything about it, better to not let it linger and move on" or "I must do something about the anxiety."

    If my feelings is not intense enough for the second option, the feelings will die soon enough, and will not make me regret that much.

    In reality, I tend to think "no, they're more than likely not into me (due to various reasons)", and I'll just let the feelings be until they decay. Did it lead to regrets? Not really. The few times I've actually asked and approached someone I had a crush on, they were flattered, but ultimately told me they're not into me. The more it happened, the more I felt justified in my way of thinking.

  • What font best describes your handwriting/print?
  • What was your public school infamous for?
  • I know right? Kids don't need any reason to carve penises onto desks and tables and walls. They just do.

  • What was your public school infamous for?
  • One of the older toilets used in a couple of the old school buildings (demolished for a newer one after I graduated) was permanently closed because it became so full of shit.

    It was a toilet on a separate building, that was used for a couple of old buildings (one from the 1930's if the local oral history is to be believed), and another one from the 1970's. The stench was so unberable that the classrooms near it were also abandoned.

    Oh, the school wasn't infamous for that. I think, pushing shit aside, it's so wonderfully mediocre that it didn't really have anything it was famous or infamous for.

  • 'Please die', 'you are a stain on the universe,' AI chatbot tells girl seeking help for homework
  • No problem. I understand the skepticism here, especially since the article in the OP is a bit light on the details.


    EDIT:

    Details on the OP article is fine enough, but it didn't link sources.

  • Anki users, what are you learning now?
  • I use Anki to keep my French and Japanese from deteriorating any further. Why those langauges? For Japanese, it's the usual answer: anime and manga. For French, I had to learn it in school and I just don't want to let it be forgotten.

    A good number of the decks I use for language learning, I made for myself. Those that I've gotten from AnkiWeb were already gone, but here's some similar ones:

    • French Sentences — a collection of French sentences, sorted from easiest (most simple) to hardest (most complex). This deck begins with very simple sentences, and slowly gets harder as you progress.

      I'm pretty sure this is an exact, if not a close copy of the one I got a while back.

    • Dictionary of Japanese Grammar - DoJG — a deck made from the entries of “Dictionary of Japanese Grammar” (basic to advanced).

      My copy of this deck has undergone significant changes in card design (and function, like showing a random selection of the example sentences), but this one should be similar.

    • Core 2k/6k Japanese Vocab — likely one of the copies of the various Core 2/6k Japanese Vocabulary decks that were recommended to me back when I started. The description I managed to find for my copy of the deck has this description:

      Using vocabulary and sentences derived from Smart.FM Core 2k and 6k and sorted by Cangy's program via 2001.Kanji.Odyssey kanji order. This detailed deck is designed so each new card contains the minimum amount of new kanji (and by proxy new words) creating an optimal i+1 learning environment.

  • Can you draw a perfect circle?
  • I think this is my personal best.

  • How do you keep up your discipline?
  • I am still struggling with motivation, so I am not the best one to answer this question. However, I think just having a "minimal study session" helps.

    Like, imagine your worst ever day: something like a day when things are hectic and you couldn't even gather enough motivation to study. Now, try to make a routine that you can do even on such a day, and then promise yourself that you'd do at least that minimum study session no matter what it takes.

    Of course, it's too easy for that "minimum study session" to be the "default study session" so I've got other things that would at least make me do the "default study session" instead.

    In my case, the "minimum study session" is just to do one Anki review for each deck I have. That's it. My "default study session" would be "finish all reviews in all Anki decks". I also have an "intensive study session" involving adding new Anki cards to my decks, as well as consuming stuff in my studied languages, but it's been a long time since I did those.

    TL;DR: Make it easier on yourself to stick to a routine; have something that you can do even on your worst days.

  • Which mythical deity / being would be the most enjoyable to snack upon?
  • I think if not fleshed out in the mythology being used in the setting, it's in the DM's prerogative. If I were DM, I'd say the Phoenix has to actually die before it can respawn.

    Slicing off a Phoenix's wings will just result in an injured and very pissed-off Phoenix.

    Moreover, I'd stipulate that whatever Phoenix parts (butchered, raw, or cooked, or even partly-digested) would disappear whenever that Phoenix respawns. And for a spicy twist: someone who digests any part of a Phoenix will have a psychic link to the Phoenix. Wisdom check after every long rest (three days after ingesting the Phoenix) to determine whether or not the person retains control of their body. Failing this wisdom check thrice in a row results in the Phoenix gaining complete control. Succeeding this wisdom check thrice in a row results in the person regaining complete control of their own body.

    EDIT:

    Thinking about this more, I think this can be fleshed out even more. There is only one Phoenix, which was eaten by a bunch of people believing eating it would result in gaining whatever powers the Phoenix originally had, maybe being impervious to fire. However, the Phoenix took over their bodies instead. Many many many years later, the Phoenix never really dies: it just choose a body it controls, and transforms it to "its original body". Thus, now, the Phoenix is known for its "immortality".

  • Which mythical deity / being would be the most enjoyable to snack upon?
  • The problem with ingesting Zeus is that I'd have a good chance (nearly 100% based on my Greek mythology knowledge) I'd end up being pregnant and incurring Hera's wrath, or being whisked to Olympus as his winebearer... or both!

  • Which mythical deity / being would be the most enjoyable to snack upon?
  • I've actually tried that once, but the Jesus wafer ended up real soggy.

  • Which mythical deity / being would be the most enjoyable to snack upon?
  • Charcoal grilled phoenix might be good! Maybe basted in some really hot chili sauce? Or maybe even as simple as a soy sauce based baste. Keeping the phoeinix moist with some basting liquid is probably a good way to keep it from burning.

    I don't mind a deep-fried baby Phoenix tho.

  • Which mythical deity / being would be the most enjoyable to snack upon?
  • Jesus wafers with grape jelly is something I'd definitely snack on.

  • Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers
  • If your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.

  • Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers
  • Heck, I'd probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.

    Who's got time for sex when there's ricing to be done!

  • French brand tops mercury contamination in Europe’s tuna.
  • If I am understanding it correctly....

    • They eat tuna often.
    • They never noticed anyone that cannot draw (separate) conclusions that:
      • [were] baseless
      • made little sense
    • Evidence of heavy metal (features) resembled natural pathways.
    • Worrying about high lead or cadmium [in food products? doesn't make sense].

    Even laid out like that, it is still confusing. However, I think their gist is that:

    1. they think heavy metals' effects [on humans] are indistinguishable from what happens normally
    2. no one can draw conclusions about heavy metals' [effects on humans] that have basis
    3. they think worrying about heavy metal contamination in food is stupid and people shouldn't worry about it
  • Out of Context DnD @lemmy.world megane-kun @lemm.ee

    “Out of respect for them, I'll attempt to cremate their remains using that large oven there. I'll also throw in some herbs to try to mask the stench.”

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    Out of Context DnD @lemmy.world megane-kun @lemm.ee

    "Can I process this into white crystalline powder and pack them into small sachets?"

    Context and explanation

    I was playing a utility bard who has become the sole healer in the party. The DM was kind enough to give me a few homebrewed tweaks to help me play this role better, including but not limited to some tweaks and spells (Healing Word tweaks, Beacon of Hope, and such, but most importantly for this story: Revivify) and I'm extremely thankful for that.

    Now, there was this session where we got our hands into quite a hoard. I no longer remember the details, but there was a sizeable quantity of diamonds. Me, ever being the dutiful healer, asked the DM if I can have the diamonds ground into what I described as "white crystalline powder" and then have them individually packed into small sachets, ready for when I need to cast a revivify spell.

    Cue the rest of the group looking at me as if I were a weirdo. Not realizing what I've just said, I went "What? It's for revivify, is there anything wrong with that?" to which someone helpfully explained the unfortunate drug-related implications. How I intended to package the diamonds: small sachets containing roughly 300GP worth of diamond powder pretty much resembled how some illegal drugs are sold off in the streets. I tried explaining my reasoning: the diamonds in the haul are too large, and cutting them into 300GP portions is too much work. It's better to have them ground into powder and then weigh individual 300GP portions. However, I might have dug an even deeper hole for myself because of that.

    What made this story even funnier in hindsight is that my bard had this backstory of running away from a small-time crime group (bards in the morning, burglars in the evening--my bard playing the role of the lookout and field medic) which turned out to be a part of an even bigger crime syndicate, which our DM kindly reminded me about.

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    Photography @lemmy.world megane-kun @lemm.ee

    Sunrise peeking through the hills

    Sorry for the title. This post is just me really for me to show off a selection among the photos I took from that trip. I don't think I did the place justice though, as it was really awesome experiencing it in person. At any rate, if there's a better place for posting photos like these (casual cellphone photography), please let me know.

    More photos from the same trip below. Please click on the thumbnails for the full-size version.

    [!Image](https://i.imgur.com/nGS59xW.jpg) [!Image](https://i.imgur.com/eUyXRg0.jpg) [!Image](https://i.imgur.com/EYARnPl.jpg)

    [!Image](https://i.imgur.com/6Gkn7lx.jpg) [!Image](https://i.imgur.com/GbevQln.jpg) [!Image](https://i.imgur.com/EkzBlKy.jpg)

    [!Image](https://i.imgur.com/1Erc6bQ.jpg) [!Image](https://i.imgur.com/pu97Bv5.jpg) [!Image](https://i.imgur.com/Bg7DcwU.jpg)

    I used my phone camera (Xiaomi Redmi Note 11 Pro 5G [2201116SG]) for these pictures. Some editing was done via GIMP in an effort to correct some photos' alignment.

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    Using Lazada Philippines on the Web Browser is a Pain Recently

    The accompanying screenshot is taken from a chromium browser. The URL is indeed correct: "punish." It's as if I'm being punished for not using the mobile app.

    I've already accepted that I will encounter such a window, and that slider prompt almost constantly when I'm using Librewolf, but having tried accessing it via a Chromium browser, it's the same. Did I break any of their "necessary" trackers?

    I try not to use the mobile app because it's such a resource hog, on top of its UX‌ being annoying and confusing, and I'd rather just ditch Lazada than to use their mobile app.

    I've got no love for Shoppee either, so I guess I'd just end up saving money (rather than buy stuff), lol!

    Anyways, is it just me or is your Lazada.ph's web experience as bad as mine?

    ---------- Edited post title to remove the unintended link.

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