that sounds like a cool sitcom TV show idea about a seemingly normal company except they work at night — like a vampire version of The Office

I'm used to ads because i actually go outside and see the light of day.

i thought linux users would be smart enough to know what ads are and their first thought would be to right-click and choose "remove", instead of opening it

guess i overestimated them a little

did you really have to mention that you run an erotic roleplay discord server just to say that some russians want to flee the country?

wait they DO THAT??

I'll need to rethink my choice in streaming platforms, because that's messed up

when your code showers more than you (stinky)

lints that underline unused vars as errors, and not notes or warns are the worst lints..

why is this so true,,,,,

for the love of god, for the past 27 years it's been ctrl-shift-esc (since like NT 4.0), while ctrl-alt-del opens up the security menu thing. I can't believe I'm saying this..

i thought programmers liked doing things faster

why would you use a synthesized picture for this meme? Couldn't you just pick a random, even a lame image from google? You had to make it nonsensical, lifeless and discomforting

nooooooooo (toasters are also cuuuute and are furries) :3c

wait so it straight up just refuses to work if it detects that you have Firefox via the user agent??? I knew Adobe was scummy, but THAT MUCH?

who downvoted this, i thought we were all gay furries TwT

but chai already means tea??? (angry indian noises, I'm not indian)

the river underneath the train tracks

hey, I'm sorry you had to go through tough moments like these. it's awesome that you found a way to pull through, and that you felt better after. You're very strong and awesome.

it was almost raining at the train station

uhhh,, I'm not sure i understood you clearly there. I listen to music to have a little breather from life by immersing myself in it, and just enjoying a moment of bliss. I've never tried asmr as a form to deal with depression and its consequences, so if you enjoy it — that's awesome! I just have my ways, haha

i knowwwww i hate these... 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone seems to be a way better meme community than memes@lemmy.ml

though i am excited for lemmy, hehe

the speed limit kept decreasing by ten