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affiliate @lemmy.world what ever happened to jd vance? rarely see that guy these days
15 0 Replyvarjen @lemmy.world JD Vance is busy preparing for the implementation of Project 2025 while this clown car is busy pWnInG tHe LiBz.
18 0 Replyvividspecter @lemm.ee Yep, awaiting orders from his owner, Peter Thiel.
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GreenKnight23 @lemmy.world probably in the other room fucking the couch.
15 0 ReplyB312 @lemmy.world What with the couch fucking joke? I don’t get it
1 0 Replytektite @slrpnk.net JD Vance is a sofa-sexual and enjoys a smooth ride. When he feels the soft, inviting advances of a seductive sofa working up his Sectional Feelings, he wraps it up with a Grandma Brand© Plastic Couch Cover. It cleans up in a jiffy and his guests never suspect a thing!
Anyone want some more ranch dip? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
7 1 ReplyGreenKnight23 @lemmy.world this should catch you up.
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ayyy @sh.itjust.works In this case, it’s literally illegal for him to be on the same airplane for very good reasons.
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