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TIL that my vagina evolved before bees...
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TIL I am a fly
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They made a movie about you (and me) then!
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Okay, let's see... tallest... building... with roof access... near me...
Okay guys I'll be right back.
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So I went and had a quick look and you are not wrong. Let's say that vulvas appeared with mammals. Mammals (well, the modern-ish kind of mammals) evolved about 250 millions of years ago https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_mammals
Bees "only" 120m years ago https://news.wsu.edu/press-release/2023/07/31/bees-likely-evolved-from-ancient-supercontinent-earlier-than-suspected/
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TIL that @eestileib@sh.itjust.works is over 120 million years old
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That’s… that’s not how it’s supposed to be.
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Girl get you some metrogel....
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So after we kill off all the bees then... not all of the flowers will die, is one conclusion we can take from this? :-|
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Just the ones that we need for food, no biggie /s
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According to some time travelers (allusion to HG Wells The Time Machine), we'll simply start eating humans.
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Yup, just the ones that don't produce fruit and mell like rotting flesh...
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So, there's that then, to look forward to... :-|
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Asimina triloba, aka Pawpaws. The hill-billy banana!
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Magnolias have entered the chat
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If it's easier to attract flies with honey than it is with vinegar, how come flies don't be trying to go after beehives? 🤔
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Maybe its the dung and corpse flies they are after
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