never skip

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I think this is referring to mowing the lawn ?

Isn't it better to let it grow and encourage biodiversity ? :)
- Skip as much as possible
- Clearly you've never lived in Tick Central (anywhere along the US East Coast, or up by the Great Lakes, northern Minnesota, or down south, Alabama, Louisiana).
  
  I mow because if I don't I just have a Tick Farm right outside my door.
  
  Plus I've had Lyme Disease once already. You can take my mower from my cold, dead, hands.
  
  Maybe stop growing the stuff then.
Perfect.

Lawns were always a mistake by human hubris & greed.
- Nah, I don't like having a tick farm right outside my door.
  
  Nope, you'd rather have a sterile piece of wealth display that uses far more water than it should just to sit there and not be used.
- This is what peak yardcover looks like
This unironically looks better.
A very wintery meme, this
- Bots can't read calendars
  
  Only northern hemispheres exist.
This is so low effort / non comical it should be a shitpost.
You guys have lawns??
Lol, oh ko, this is about a foot too short.
You guys have lawns?
Damn, that looks great!

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