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My favourite is always;
Lemme quickly write this test, it passes great, if I make this little change it'll fail. It's still passing, damn.
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The worst is when you expect an existing test to fail, but it passes, and it turns out the test wasn't actually properly testing the code. Fixing the test finds a bunch of broken edge cases.
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It's always scary when it compiles without errors the first time. Then you just know there's a logic bug or corner case in there somewhere.
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It's always a logic bug that you will find the day after you forgot about how the code works.
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Congratulations your code will now be in production for the next hundred years.
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Nothing is temporary. Every script, patch, application, and duct tape MacGyver/Scotty inspired fix I’ve ever written will run for eternity….
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The first "temporary hack" I ever wrote for my current job (~January 2014) is still in the codebase.
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if you didn't intend for it to work and it's working then it's not working as intended
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Corollary, what moron wrote this...oh, i did.
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Of course I know him: he’s me!
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One time I stayed up late trying to fix a really complicated problem that I couldn't figure out. I was drinking. I got really drunk and fixed the problem. In the morning I couldn't figure out my own code. I had no idea what I wrote, or how it worked, but it did work. I just left it since it was apparently above my ability to fix.
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Better ship it. It works after all.
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This stops being shocking as you gain more experience.
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Still no usable code tho, because usable code is maintainable.
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MFW I hook up a Factorio spaghetti section to inputs and it works the first time.
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"You know that temp shitty load balancer you wrote on your second month to get things up again. We still use it to this day." My boss last week.
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Remember, every temporary solution is a permanent one! It's always spooky when it works the first time.
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Something's broken, Something's failing, rotting!
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It works as intended because you haven't integrated yet
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lol - isn’t that the truth
