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AgentOrangesicle

I'm a dude in Oregon. I regularly make bad life decisions and do not make a habit of learning from my mistakes.

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Missing a slam-dunk headline
  • Nah, I think we're included by virtue of overlapping Venn diagrams.

  • Missing a slam-dunk headline
  • Good luck managing us.

  • Embered
  • Omae wa mou cinderu

  • Self perception
  • Just don't cast shit on a man that's had enough of it from his work or society. Sometimes we just want to feel human.

  • Anthropologists: "You motherfuckers!"
  • Real Psychologists: "Brains are weird, yo."

  • Great new club
  • Oh don't you go pure blood on me. I only know how the cochlea works.

  • Great new club
  • I prefer the 440 hz sine wave hour.

  • The winner of every difficulty comparison
  • How does Consort Radahn sound? Everyone else is dead. PM me if you want a summon, though! They've been difficult to find!

  • The winner of every difficulty comparison
  • Try level capping at 80. Makes the DLC difficult. Also makes you summonable by me, which I could really use right now.

  • False advertising
  • Do not go hollow into that good night. Do it here instead. It's more entertaining.

  • False advertising
  • Much like the sinking of the Lucitania or the events at the Alamo. Man, we said we'd never forget!

  • Skyrim lead designer says it will be 'almost impossible' for Elder Scrolls 6 to meet fan expectations: 'Marketing departments just put their heads in their hands and weep'
  • It's cool. We'll make it for you (and far more impeccably gorgeous than you would). Just give us the engine.

    • The Modding Community
  • Chemistry
  • How else will you get that gorgeous metallic flavor that portends your teeth falling out?

  • Chemistry
  • I'll never get the vague vinegar stains out of my hand

  • Biology rule
  • Imagine getting fitted with body armor suited for a different body type and having to just deal with it when rounds are coming at you. Yeah, we need a new language to make sense of non-cis people in the military, but we shouldn't sacrifice their lives because of it.

    I bet you're in the same boat. In the interim, we use the language necessary to keep us alive and respect everyone in our crew in the process. But yeah, guys calling girls "females" outside of that is weird and definitely a red card for dating. That should be the brunt of our attention.

  • Learning to interrupt gracefully is a skill
  • Relevant across the spectra from what I've heard, but I don't doubt the anxiety and emotional investment is more fierce in our cases.

  • Deep thoughts.
  • I've heard from this community that houses can run on Linux, though.

  • A nearly comical reminder that corporations aren't your friend.
  • I'm pretty sure that Disney can't outright kill anyone unless they came out of a Disney pod gasping and crying, "what am I?" to the universe before being given their prime corporate directive of being a kid's movie star, but I'm not a lawyer.

  • Obsidian Kamala
  • ...Or a really vicious black/red deck. Sac the corpos, homie.

  • Portland transgender woman beaten in hate crime, records allege
  • You have no power here, Gandalf Stormcrow.

  • Y'all remember this growing up?

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    Kiss Rule

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    Ornstein and Smough without their helmets circa 1994

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    ONE PAAAAUNCH!

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    "You know, I'm something of a phlebotomist myself." Willem Dafoe cast as Master Willem in the upcoming Bloodborne Kart movie.

    Why can't he be Willem Dafriend?

    Now I'm just recycling my Reddit content. Y'all need to pitch in with some low-effort MSPaint stuff.

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    WTF are you on about Alvina?

    I know you look it up every time.

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    Chrono Trigger + Shakira Mashup

    soundcloud.com El Gato

    Those hips don't lie.

    I am not a talented musician, but sometimes I take two songs that shouldn't go together and I make them kiss.

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    Newbies can't Solaire

    I can't figure it out myself. I am not a smart man. How do you ensure that his right arm populates in ascii?

    \[T]/

    I'll never be able to romance Malenia with one ar-

    ...oh, right.

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    Vacuous Rom Spoiler

    imgur.com Vacuous Rom Fight Spoiler

    Discover the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gifs, inspiring stories, viral videos, and so much more from users like DingoTime.

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    For anyone that loves FromSoft Souls games and shares an equal love for trash memes...

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    Updated Banner!

    Now how do we get the Reddit audience to fatroll in here?

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    Pikachu and Snorlax pass you the joint. WDYD?

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    Is there an equivalent to reddit's /r/shittydarksouls on here?

    Or is this community cool with tasteful trashposting?

    Sincerely,

    • Executioner Smough
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    furry_irl @pawb.social AgentOrangesicle @lemmy.world

    furry_irl

    Ayo! Post your Reddit bangers now that the platform is dying! Let's get this place populated!

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