Crybaby manlet demands diaper change
Alright now let's see that report
My dad's face circa 1998 as I explain to him what Harry Potter is
The worry is China and to a lesser extent NK join the fight
Did you miss the NK soldiers who are currently in the kursk region right now?
Really? It's like three dollars more than a big mac in my area and like 20x better
There's barely any person left in it these days
"you betcha" I say as I choke you to death with a corn cob
It's actually Hormel. Yes, like the canned chilli.
Crawl out through the fallout baby
But does it have a compass in the stock? Does it have this thing which tells time?
Hey baby come over and I'll drive against the wall for all 400 miles of the brickyard in NASCAR 2000
The US was fighting wars in the Middle East for the first 30 years of our lives, we watched the worst mass casualty event since pearl harbor on live tv, we lived through the worst economic crisis since the great depression, covid, tea party, trump, Katrina, isis, Putin, etc etc. When were these high hopes you speak of?
Yeah, can't have been the guys who were just threatening to disrupt undersea cables. It's gotta be somebody else.
There's something about a bunch of dudes getting ready to kill a bunch of other dudes that just speaks to the soul
Crust? Mantle? We're talking about the ocean, not pies or furniture.
We used to watch the cheeto balls tumble across the plains in summer