Skip Navigation
User banner
The Assman

Asses to asses, butts to butts

Posts 0
Comments 1.7K
As an elder, I approve this message.
  • Only the good die young

  • Planet Fitness
  • Why are that robots nipples so erect

  • Matt Gaetz withdraws from attorney general consideration
  • Alright now let's see that report

  • Fatherless behavior
  • My dad's face circa 1998 as I explain to him what Harry Potter is

  • Time for a road trip
  • Ass Hill, you say 👀

  • What Ukraine can now do with longer-range US missiles − and how that could affect the course of the war
  • The worry is China and to a lesser extent NK join the fight

    Did you miss the NK soldiers who are currently in the kursk region right now?

  • Jersey Mike's sandwich chain is acquired by private equity firm Blackstone for $8 billion
  • Really? It's like three dollars more than a big mac in my area and like 20x better

  • TIL About Perpetual Stew
  • There's barely any person left in it these days

  • The Midwest will take over
  • "you betcha" I say as I choke you to death with a corn cob

  • He'll never guess who I really am!
  • It's actually Hormel. Yes, like the canned chilli.

  • Making Orcs push up daises
  • But does it have a compass in the stock? Does it have this thing which tells time?

  • AND the Expansion Pak
  • Hey baby come over and I'll drive against the wall for all 400 miles of the brickyard in NASCAR 2000

  • Gen Zedders might just be the most risk-averse generation on record
  • The US was fighting wars in the Middle East for the first 30 years of our lives, we watched the worst mass casualty event since pearl harbor on live tv, we lived through the worst economic crisis since the great depression, covid, tea party, trump, Katrina, isis, Putin, etc etc. When were these high hopes you speak of?

  • Undersea cable between Lithuania and Sweden damaged – Telia
  • Yeah, can't have been the guys who were just threatening to disrupt undersea cables. It's gotta be somebody else.

  • Show me the *real* battle scene
  • There's something about a bunch of dudes getting ready to kill a bunch of other dudes that just speaks to the soul

  • Bottom of the Ocean
  • Crust? Mantle? We're talking about the ocean, not pies or furniture.

  • Denmark will plant 1 billion trees and convert 10% of farmland into forest
  • We used to watch the cheeto balls tumble across the plains in summer

  • The Pea
  • This is what happens when an isetta eats shellfish