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Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again after ditching the trend for 37 years
  • It'll be the latest trend at the Orca's this year.

  • Average "bike lane" experience in Los Angeles
  • I had a bike commute in LA where the same truck passed me every morning and swerved into me. Lots of undiagnosed mentally ill people on the roads.

  • Mark Zuckerberg visits Trump at Mar-a-Lago, reportedly 'wants to support the national renewal'
  • Mark's got big plans for a 2nd genocide in Myanmar and he knows just who to call. The F-team

  • Hemingway
  • His first name should have been chad

  • this one goes out to the swarm that manifested in my kitchen overnight
  • Yes you should. I was washing mine because of all the fungicide they are coated in while growing, but then I learned from someone on reddit one day that it will clear the fruit fly eggs that are typically around the bud end. You should wash every fruit or vegetable you buy at the store first before eating.

  • Brazilian's impression on the united states(i have never been there and this is based on nothing)
  • I'll have you know I've never had nonconsensual love with a lake. They've always asked for it first.

  • this one goes out to the swarm that manifested in my kitchen overnight
  • It's always getting into holes and hanging with the wrong bunch.

  • Russian ruble
  • That's the official trading rate. The black market rate is 1 ruble for an empty snickers wrapper.

  • USA food chain rule
  • The fact Trump would fuck with our food supply this much pisses me off to no extent. These "illegals" work harder than most Americans and still believe in the dream. They are exactly the kind of immigrants we need in this country.

  • this one goes out to the swarm that manifested in my kitchen overnight
  • I will wash my banana when I get it home. It's always crawling with pests. One day I will tire of this and then no more banana.

  • Trump pledges immediate tariffs on goods from Mexico, Canada and China
  • Could Biden give them a -25% tariff right now so when Trump comes in it just evens it out?

  • Elon Musk brands Britain a 'tyrannical police state' and boosts far-right activist
  • And it was a Tuesday too! It's like if Arizona State was a country.

  • Elon Musk brands Britain a 'tyrannical police state' and boosts far-right activist
  • He must be mad! How could this place be a tyrannical police state?

    typical British nightlife

  • "Have you tried not being bipolar?"
  • Trump voters have a pretty novel way to handle this. When they lost to Biden they didn't get sad, they got angry. Fast forward 4 years when they won and they didn't get happy, no, they got angry again. If all you feel is anger you have no room for sadness or happiness, just more anger.

  • I'll have to go to work tomorrow
  • I hear you. Things keep getting more expensive too. I have a non-communicating autistic boy so my retirement plans also include his end of life needs. Cant rely on any govt help anymore. I'll probably be working till I die

  • I'll have to go to work tomorrow
  • I use to think working till retirement wasn't going to be hard as long as you have the skills to get a decent job. I have a good job but just sitting down and focusing on work is so hard right now. I feel 30 years of working is enough but I have potentially 20 more ahead. Don't know where that motivation will come from as it is spent.

  • The Prisoner's Trolley Problemma
  • If these are tracks in the US then I just understaff the engineers and maintenance teams and the train derails before I have to make a decision, checkmate.

  • MFW I see the feed has been taken over by cats

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    The signs of winter

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    Missing cat, found!

    My 19yr old immortal kitty Orion was just found, nearly a week after he wandered off. He's old and his vision/hearing isn't the best. While I kept looking and giving all the neighbors flyers I was prepared for the worst. Nothing has ever loved me so unconditionally and I am so grateful for his return.

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    The older I get the more movies just blur together

    I still don't understand why they didn't take a European Swallow to Mt Doom but what do I know :|

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    Married with Children rule

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    Last days of summer

    Orion, 19/M, single When he was young he snuck into my engine bay (older wrangler with plenty of space), went all the way to work (1.5hr commute), waited all day (luckily in covered parking), and then popped out when I got home.

    Bonus: https://files.catbox.moe/9d57dx.jpg

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    Political Memes @lemmy.world Blackout @fedia.io

    Inflation is rough

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