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What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head?
  • Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?

    Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!

    Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!

    Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

    Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

    Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!

  • BUG: Can't zoom on gif images.

    They appear as videos with progress bars you can't interact with.

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    My friend is pretty weird. The other day he was looking for a clock to put in his belt

    I told him it was a waist of time.

    2

    I can count on my fingers the number of appendages I have at the end of my hands

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    When was the last time you changed your Google password?

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    Timeline returns to the top every time I go to landscape mode and back

    Sometimes my screen rotates by itself depending on how I'm holding my phone and then the list of posts I'm scrolling through goes back all the way to the top.

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    Is triple triple the same as triple triple triple?

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    Mentos scented soap

    8