US: First time? (Please send help)

Funny enough, if you decide to mod your SP, a headphone jack is a pretty easy addition.

THIS guy is too much. We've got a sham "Doctor", a parasitic brain worm in a human suit, a news anchor, a conflict-mine rich asshole, a pedophile, and in charge of this oncoming apocalypse is a rapist, another pedophile, felon, tax/draft dodging piece of sub-human excrement, but THIS guy is too much? Sounds like he's par for the course.

I've ceased being shocked, but with every mention of private Putin-penis holster and his ilk I get more depressed. Like that meme of the guy looking up to watch the oncoming apocalypse.

I hadn't seen the video. This is just begging for a Jojo ending edit.

Most of whom were accident prone.

I was in one recently and one of the workers was wearing a rainbow cape with the Walmart star thing on it. I thought it was neat. Now I worry for this person.

I don't think "excited" is the term I would use

This reminds me of MIB1.

Here I thought it had some DEEP reference to Plague Inc.

Or you get to learn what defenestration means firsthand.

Start? Shit.

They would tell you that Clinton was a coward, but God Emperor Trump is just a smart man.

The right to exist without constantly having to justify said existence?

They complete each other. It's cute, in an "Oblongs" sort of way.

So let's do it like a Druid in the General Channel.

"Hope you know I pack a chainsaw!"

Is doing the right thing for wrong reasons still a good thing?

There was the brain-dead US politician who raised a huge stink over having to share a bathroom with a Trans lady leading to a rule that they have to use the bathroom associated with their birth gender and not their preferred one.

Because we need MORE distractions.