Just cut one in half before you boil it, so it feels Like you are boiling three, but only using two. And one of them is extra-big, so you should feel really excited—like, “Wow, look at how big this one egg is!”
I’ve had that as a framed needlepoint above my stove since the war.
That’s really up to the eggs…
Please send a self-addressed envelope. It will have to be inside another envelope. But that one should have my address—the one on the outside.
I can’t give you my address, but I’m on one of the continents and via process of elimination, you’ll get it eventually.
It might take a while, so you should probably remind me by including a note that you want the boiled eggs.
It might sound like you would end up sending letters asking for eggs to everyone on earth, but unless I’m the last address you send to, that seems pretty unlikely.
I promise fast boiled-egg shipping once I receive the self-addressed envelope (inside the envelope with my address that arrives at my address). You may need to plan to receive other eggs from other people at other addresses, if they respond to your boiled-egg request attempts.
Apologies in advance, I have a policy of not dealing in hollandaise.
Eating? No, of course not.
Look at this as the bat-world’s equivalent of that that Piper Perri meme.
Astronaut version of when the new guy at work microwaves fish on his first day.
Looks a bit like Deadpool with a wig:
Is it just my translate app, or is this article encouraging the people of Ukraine to buy PlayStation 4 consoles?
I’d think the Ukrainians would stick with the greater realism of their actual call of duty…
Also, my assumption would just be that Russia is trying to set up an Israeli-pager type of attack using PS4’s.
That’s just because they used flat tiles on a curved floor—should’ve used the curved floor tiles.
Crosses fingers
“Please be a Boeing, please be a Boeing…”
The maps were identical in 2020 (following a republican administration):
And 2008 (following a republican administration):
Once you get back to pre-social media era internet, you begin to see Oklahoma have shades of blue.
Perhaps we could collaborate on this.
Now that I have pulled Oklahoma’s electoral results going back to 1988, now you can pull Oklahoma’s education results going back over the same period of time and we can see if there is, in fact, a correlation between the quality of education (overall education rankings) and how the state votes in presidential elections.
I suspect that it was not purely the quality of education which influenced the “red shift”. I would bet that the lower-quality of education made the influence of social media more effective for those targeting the less educated to adopt a conservative political position.
Just share your findings here and we can work together.
The Cabinet list so far, as it was officially leaked moments ago on NudeAfrica.com:
State - Matt Gaetz
Treasury - Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
Interior - A t-shirt cannon
Justice - DraftKings®
Agriculture - owner of that McDonald’s
Commerce - currently accepting bids
Labor - Immortan Joe
Defense - Vladimir Putin
Housing and Urban Development - it’s Trump, so probably Herschel Walker, ffs
Transportation - Elon Musk’s twitter account
Energy - V. Putin
Health and Human Services - sold off and privatized between Nestlé, Saudi Aramco, and Ticketmaster
Education - Kid Rock, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, and Lauren Boebert, and all sewn together as a human centipede
Veterans' Affairs - Captain Morgan; under secretaries Jack Daniels and Jim Beam
Homeland Security - Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, once the check clears
Jill’s reply: “Ok, see you next Tuesday…”
I looked up my old character just the other day—my account must had been compromised because all of my gear was gone.
I could totally see myself going back to play again and pick up where I left off (after 18 years), but I don’t think that’s possible anymore.
List of Siri Commands
complete list of siri voice commands. Contribute to extratone/siri development by creating an account on GitHub.
Fairly thorough, if somewhat dated, list of Siri commands…
No Home App after OS 10 Update: Series 4
I wear my Stainless Steel Series 4 to bed. After updating to watch OS 10, I noticed it would not accept Siri commands for my HomeKit accessories.
I only wear it to bed, so I just chalked it up to an early bug and ignored it.
After loading each update between 10.0 and 10.1, the issue has persisted.
When opening the Home app on the the watch, it would just show the clean energy info at the top of the display and at the bottom it would indicate I haven’t set up any home accessories (I have tons, and they all work on my Ultra Watch and all other devices).
So, I decided to erase all content and setting and set up as new.
Now, the Home app isn’t even installed on the Watch, and does not appear in the list of apps in the Watch app on my phone.
I didn’t notice anything about HomeKit or Home app support being discontinued or unsupported in Watch OS 10 on older models.
Is anyone else experiencing this?
Improvise tool for lever lock?
I have an antique desk which has three locks and a single key.
My key continues to work for one of the locks, but when inserted into the other two lock key ways, the key will not turn in either direction (will basically wiggle a millimeter or so in either direction, but does not start to actually turn).
I am a very amateurish lock picker—I can rake a basic lock or use a snap gun, but this lever/mortise lock is very different from anything I have tried to pick before.
I should mention that I used the working lock to confirm that the key fully inserts into the other two locks before attempting to turn the key.
I’ve tried looking up tools for picking this lock and watched some YouTube videos.
I am curious if anyone with experience picking this sort of lock might offer some advice on tools to get or improvise.
I’m including a photo of the key to help identify what might be needed.
Any advice is appreciated.