While it might not solve this kid's problem, that menu is missing a great American Thanksgiving side dish that's been traditional since Thomas Jefferson's enslaved chef James Hemings made it: macaroni and cheese!

I'm kinda hoping she's pissed off enough to call the program to a halt once Biden leaves office and the tariffs begin. Just unleash the swarm. Or maybe wait just long enough to make it clear he CAUSED this, as the numbers of illegal crossings rise month after month.

Nevermind, I can't help feeling innocent people would be hurt by his jackboot thugs. And the MAGA-US isn't going to be a healthy place to live anymore anyway.

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Thanksgiving with dogs, wine, and Lemmy. You're living the dream, man. Drink a bunch of water too, though. For tomorrow you.

You've already received a joke answer, so yes, breast reduction surgery for guys is a thing. And sometimes the doctor can convince some insurance companies to cover it. But ymmv, because USA.

What an adorable Pika egg.

Or rather, there's nothing here but a pile of rocks!

Generally speaking, one runs for a place on the Board and the Board chooses their President. Who then needs to continue working with the other Board members. Ousting is not an option.

Getting on the Board is still a good way to get your pet peeves changed, though. Often it's just a matter of focusing attention on it.

I appreciate the article saying "contrary to predictions" rather than "despite the overturning" as in the summary. Because anyone with any sense knew it would pan out this way. The summary wording sounds as it would be logical to assume the bans would result in fewer abortions. The article wording correctly allows that it's the predictors (those pushing the forced-birth agenda) who were wrong.

Make pregnancy even more dangerous and force knowledgeable OBGYNs to abandon your state? Spur the sympathy of women throughout the land and the mobilization of pro-choice "auntie networks" who may never have understood the plight of poor women without access to care before? And do it in a pandemic-altered economy where remotely-accessed products and healthcare have become routine?

Classic FAFO.

Oh Arnold Lobel has confirmed it. He was closeted until 1974 himself.

Here's a shirt for ya:

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Farming badly and unsuccessfully is comparatively easy as well. Anyone can throw seeds into dirt and wait for rain.

Grift is always the goal

It's the gum I chew instead of grinding my teeth and also when I'm sticking to my diet while feeding my husband ice cream (he's quadriplegic and skinny)

Although honestly the feuding between the various tram/rail/bus companies contributed to their demise.

I'm sorry. If you can still chew, ice breakers has Xylitol which is good for teeth.

You might want to see if ice breakers gum would satisfy your addiction, since you could chew a single one for a lot longer than a minute lasts.

It's got a certain Syd Hoff quality that's very appealing.

They should have left a path on the left side as you go up. Reason being it's easier to balance going up than going down, and the majority of the population has a stronger right hand to grip the rail. Personally I'd ask them to clear a path, because they might just have been stupid and jump to it, but if they don't I'd go shove a few out of the way on the bottom step with my foot, giving them time to change their mind before I continue on up, leaving bottles rolling down in my wake.

I did forget about it! I hear overlooking Niagara Falls is a fun thing to do. Or underlooking it. I guess sailing over it would be one way to get your pirate peg-leg, if you lived.

Yes it was a good jest, no worries!