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Being an adult
  • Being a functional adult is essentially self parenting. It’s cheaper to clean and maintain than to constantly buy new or neglect issues until they snowball. Easier said than done, it’s definitely not always easy but worth the time.

  • I am untethered & my rage knows no bounds!

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    What should i get my 10yo nephew that’s all into radical sports and anything physical for xmas?
  • Tickets to amateur wrestling/any sport. My dad brought me to wwf wrestling as a kid and it was such a blast. Tickets to any live sports/teams that he’s into will blow his mind. Or people pizza and lazer tag is always fun imo and very budget friendly.

  • What did Spock find in the bathroom?

    The Captain’s log

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    Time is ticking

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    Wow, the Olympics closing ceremony was really ________ .

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    Confidence is everything

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    Why was the computer late for work?

    Because it had a hard drive.

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    Seize the day

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    Take care of yourself my friends

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    I'm beautiful

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    What dads really want this Father's Day is _________.

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    How do you annoy a robot?

    Keep pushing its buttons.

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    Why is money called dough?

    Because everyone kneads it.

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    4 out of 5 dentists recommend ______

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    What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?

    What a re-leaf!

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    Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

    The food is great, but there's no atmosphere.

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    What’s another name for a frozen burrito?

    A burrrrrito 🥶

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    What’s a golfer’s favorite snack?

    A sand wedge.

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    When does a bee decide to get married?

    After they’ve found their honey, of course. 🐝

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    How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

    Take away their tiny brooms. 🥌🧹

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    What award did the dentist win?

    A little plaque.

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