I thought I had one but I read everyone else's first and after each one thought, yeah that would be good. Thank you for making me fully grasp just how inadequate I am. Just sign me up for any of these.

He'll be fine. He bent the knee, that's what matters most to Trump.

Can it record through that piece of electrical tape I put over it?

I love this so much.

Abandoning their values? Those ARE good values.

Friggin immigrants again, I guess.

I'm sorry but I feel if you approach the person with the right tactic, you can get them to alter their behavior.

So the Republicans have the Senate, the House, the white house, the supreme Court and the popular vote, but the Democrats are doing great? Got it.

So if you own property you've stolen it from the... ummm owner?

Sounds like someone just became prime Presidential material.

If you're happy then it seems there really wasn't a problem in the first place.

Or here's a thought, put a stop to the thieving.

Sounds like the thief won. Made you change your habits.

I'm with you. They're literally taking your sustenance. This is way serious.

Both. It depends on how interested I am in the headline and whether there is a paywall.

I once read an article that had ideas for 100 doors. They were clever. One would only open if you knocked on it. Unfortunately that's the only one I remember, but maybe you could consider others.

Ewwww.

Well I do carry my wallet. It's about all I'm allowed to handle.

Well in defense of women, I do depend on my wife for a lot of that stuff.

For the record, I reciprocate when we go on vacation. I usually carry a backpack with everything and it is often very heavy with bottles of water.

I have a "smart TV" and I plug it into my receiver and use it as a monitor. I use the term smart TV that way, because it is more than 10 years old when TVs were just starting to have these features. I should also point out that the receiver does all of the spying that the TV isn't doing. Not sure what I'll do when the TV dies.