Given they find Mexico. If I were Canadian I'd make sure all the signs were easily readable.

That's probably it.

I forgot what event it was here in Germany (where there are plenty of trash cans, at least in the inner cities) but every group of Japanese tourists left places they visit cleaner than they found them. They were nice

There's an explanation I think. The towns came right at them, all aggressive and tried to scare them. It was self defense.

I still don't know which horse mine rode in with, but there's not much I haven't thrown out yet 😐

That's a lot of money for some nylon and velcro.

Time to print 'i did this' stickers with Trump's dumb face.

I know. There are two ways to lose money at a casino. You go in to gamble, or you're an idiot and bankrupt one. He doesn't gamble. He's an idiot.

He's not a gambler. Gamblers at least have a chance to win but tend to lose anyway. He goes straight to losing. Which is quite impressive, giving that he grew up with a big fortune.

Such a good businessman, he knows what's best for the country 🙄

Yeah, probably. I'm ready to bash Microsoft, but when the opponent is Ubisoft I'm holding my horses. Ubisoft is cancer.

Talking about incompetence...

My wife ordered something from Sweden years ago and apparently there's a city in the US with the same name as ours, so it was sent there. Then to Jamaica, because... Who knows. Then to Germany, where customs wanted to have taxes collected, because it came from the Americas. We told them to send it back to Sweden. Four years later, DHL wrote a letter asking for money for the effort handing it over to customs.

I did as I flew back from Malaysia with a really bad food poisoning. I had to re schedule my flight and whole booking the new seat I made sure it was in sprint reach of the nearest shit...er.

That was a fun trip

I'd rather be one of those "terrorists" than a person Erdogan seems to like. Hope he lives there rest of his life with breadcrumbs in his bed and the dread of being slapped with a limp penis on the forehead every time he closes his eyes.

It sounds as if you're a terrorist! 😭

Several Swiss swatch watches seized sans search warrant.

Man, Turkey really is full of terrorists...

Don't like the government? Terrorist. Share an article? Terrorist. Eating the wrong food? Probably terrorist as well.

What a shit show.

The same people that boycotted a better deal because they weren't able to understand 1/3 > 1/4.

Education important. School good.

Oh no! I hope they don't kill each other! That would be a tragedy 🙄

Oh I thought seven shots of caramel. That sounded disgusting