*sad

What a sad way to see things.

It sounded kinda like the "welcome to Costco, I love you" from Idiocracy and that character has the best vibe.

Either Arch ot Kali probably

Welcome to Costco.

The slotted spoon, your turn.

That's a very pretty boi 💚

Does olive oil count?

There are two options imho:

• They're so far up in their own media bubble that they don't believe it's true.
• They don't care about it. Or at least not enough compared to the advantages of having said person in positions of power.

You mean that passing for a dependable and helpful person helps?

Who would've thunk?

(I don't know how to rephrase that first sentence but I'm not trying to insinuate that you're not either of these things :p )

Exactly!

As long as they're not punt kicking kitten or dropkicking old folks, hobbies are pretty much irrelevant imho.

My bf is really hot when he prints stuff for me tho.

Hitting the gym can't hurt but it's very low on my list of priorities.

Being chill, open with one's emotions, able to communicate reasonably, willing to help around etc are way higher.

Usually being a woman helps too but life's life.

Last one is what a very famous Marcus Tullius was called by his bf.

Genghis Khat

Found the German :p

People don't wanna lose their jobs or end up in jail.l

That sounds like an awesome relationship.

TIL about the term lavender marriage.

Where's that right hand? :o

Thanks!