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Stalinwolf

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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.

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  • Whenever I book flowers for work, there is one at the very bottom called "Flowering Planter 7in Ass". For years now I've laughed every time.

  • GSC says STALKER 2 balance updates are in the cards for future patches, so maybe soon we can all stop complaining about tanky mutants
  • I loved the six hours or so that I played, but have tabled the game until the A-life is (hopefully) fixed, the mutants are better balanced, and (hopefully) the timescale can be adjusted. Bonus points if they can stop my cutscenes/dialogue events from dropping to 10 FPS. But I want to be playing it and I think about it a lot. Until then, I've started over fresh in Anomaly and will patiently inhabit the Zone there.

  • Three Men Die When Google Maps Tells Them to Drive Off Unfinished Bridge
  • Truly the show's biggest jumping of the shark.

  • Evan Almighty and flushed away
  • That's fantastic if it's true. It was my favorite film growing up and the reason my family got a few pugs in the late-90s/early-00s (Holy shit, did the poor things have problems). But I've read time and time again that animals were hurled off cliffs, had their feet broken to force limping, etc. I never stopped loving the film itself, but it certainly cast a very dark shadow over the entire production.

    Edit: Marked unproven (the animal abuse) on Snopes and basically appears to be a giant "who knows?" at this point, given the evident suffering seen in some of the shots (cat howling in pain with a crayfish hanging from its lip, being thrown from a sea cliff into the ocean, etc.), but despite tons of articles about it during the '90s, too much time has passed to really paint a clear picture anymore.

  • What games have you put the most hours into?
  • STALKER and The Elder Scrolls probably hold the record. I may have wasted even more time in my life on World of Warcraft, but I feel like that doesn't count since you're just in a fucking trance for several years until you finally break away.

  • Evan Almighty and flushed away
  • Solid movie. Just... fucked up that they made it.

  • Curiosity
  • This is incredible!

  • Curiosity
  • Do twins look the same naked? Do siblings? Do sisters have the same boobs? Do brothers have the same balls?

  • What are we gonna listen to while farming?
  • What are all of our finest bros with carefully curated facial hair and neck tattoos going to do for a living now, if not talk about hustlin' and unfaithful club rats in front of a mic? I'm not even sure where these dudes worked before podcasts were an option. Bouncers, I guess? Stealing cell phones?

  • The community behind the PC port of Ocarina of Time have been secretly working on a native version of Star Fox 64
  • Surprised the headline didn't use the word "quietly", since that seems to be the most popular buzzword this year.

  • Bird Bath
  • I used to make these in the bathtub all the time as a kid.

  • Reddit Got Rid of Their World Buffs
  • I pay the yearly subscription for Sync Pro, and I consider it a donation more than anything. I've gotten so many years out of that app, and the developer choosing to repurpose it to Lemmy made my transition here almost seamless from reddit.

  • What unintended ADHD medication were you taking before you realized?
  • I was clearing three, sometimes even four Rockstars per day not too long ago. Just got to where they didn't even affect me much, and cracking open fresh ones throughout the day just made me feel alert and good. I got it back down to just one every morning around 5 or 6am, with maybe a second in the afternoon once per week -- usually on a Saturday or Sunday when running errands and trying to survive parenthood. I'm in my late-thirties now, and need to find an effective alternative, but coffee makes me feel poisoned.. almost like there's toxic metals coursing through my veins.

    Tried pairing coffee with taurine to counteract the negative side-effects of the caffeine, but it doesn't work quite as well without whatever witch's brew they throw in with it in energy drinks.

  • I wish it were easier to shop for "interesting" men's clothes.
  • Having never heard the term "bog-standard" myself, I imagine it has to look something like this:

  • AND THEY DIDN'T STOP EATING
  • Did the scientists at least think the worms were getting better on the drums?

  • WHERE THING?? WHERE????
  • Do you also leave a mix of both dirty and "clean" clothes laying about on the bathroom/bedroom floor all week, and then get irritated when your partner eventually picks them up and puts them in the dirty laundry hamper? πŸ˜…

  • Tektronix 465 oscilloscope introduced in November 1972.
  • Shit.. I saw a few of these in the Clear Sky base.

  • Ontario family selling house over new Christmas lights bylaw
  • I feel like I need to see pics of the parking situation/attendance on the street. Like, yeah.. Lights are fun and that sucks, but also.. this must have been a pretty big fucking problem if it warranted this kind of response. Article says the show would end after 20 minutes and immediately an entirely new crowd would filter in to replace the previous one. Sounds like lot of vehicles waiting to get in to view it in a residential neighborhood not designed for that kind of volume. I'd probably bitch to the council too after several years of enduring that.

  • Jesse Welles - Anything But Me

    I've seen this guy going around social media here and there and have enjoyed a lot of what I've heard, but I believe that Anything But Me is an absolute hidden gem. It's a very catchy and moving tune. I also appreciate the ambience of him playing so much of his music deep in the woods with birds singing along.

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    Do monsters despawn after escaping them via portal?

    My wife and I ventured into the Mistlands for the first time yesterday and wound up being chased out by a rampaging 1-star insectoid/rock creature. This thing was insanely fast and incredibly pissed. It persued us well out of the Mistlands, through the Black Forest (where we had to constantly weave through trees and chug stamina potions to keep going), and all the way to our nearby temporary plains portal, where we escaped back to our base.

    That portal was just on the shore near our boat, a great distance south. What is the likelihood that the creature will still be present if we return through that portal? Based on our experience with it, I suspect it will effortlessly kill us before we've even fully loaded into the other side.

    If it's still there, we're probably better off taking another boat south and luring the creature away from our portal, or just abandoning that portal entirely.

    Whatever that thing was it made my heart beat through my chest. It felt good to be afraid of something again.

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    Seeking: Kid-friendly Adventure/Exploration Games (PC)

    My daughter (4) is very into exploring cities, homes and villages in Skyrim, feeding aliens in No Man's Sky, and cleaning houses in House Flipper. She gets annoyed in games like House Flipper because she can't leave the property to explore all of the visible houses on the block. I'd like to find other PC games that are relatively kid-friendly (or at least with my guidance and supervision) and easy for her to just wander about and be nosy.

    Any suggestions? Simple adventure/fantasy would be great and provide us with something to progress through together, but anything that lets you explore a neighborhood and/or poke around in buildings and such would be perfect. I'm picking up Goat Simulator today for that exact purpose.

    I appreciate it in advance.

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    xEdit Merged Patch, Bashed Patch, and Smashed Patch. Took a year off of modding and have forgotten the order of operation here.

    Hey, guys. I was on medical leave for three months last year and spent a good portion of that time modding the absolute hell out of my game. I made several merged mods via zMerge, have a plug-in called zPatch.esp which I can't recall the purpose of, an inactive (unchecked) Bashed Patch, and an active Smashed Patch.

    The game would have been good to launch and go as it was, but I have better hardware now and installed Nature of the Wild Lands, subsequently deleting Happy Trees, Aspens Ablaze and Enhanced Vanilla Trees from my former mod list. In addition, I installed four of JK's Outskirts mods (Markarth, Riften, Solitude, Windhelm) that had released since I last played.

    To keep my plug-ins under 250, I trimmed the fat by removing KS Dragon Overhaul, as well as Civil War Refugees Redux due to clipping incompatibilities with the JK's Outskirts mods.

    So to make certain everything still plays together nicely, I believe I need to remake the Bashed Patch (leveled lists only), then include it in a Smashed Patch, and leave only that Smashed Patch active near the bottom of my load order? Is this the correct order?

    And if so, any idea what I may have made that zPatch.esl for? I had following Sinitar's guide for a good portion of the mods before moving on to the endless acquisition of others, but primarily referred to GamerPoets videos for the more complicated things like merging, bashing, smashing and DynDOLOD.

    Any help sparking my memory here would be greatly appreciated. I've already properly ran TexGen and DynDOLOD, and checked my merged mods to rebuild and relink scripts, so that much is sorted out.

    Thanks!

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    A Wildman's Visit

    Made with Bing Image Creator / DALL-E Prompt: "Old woman hugging sasquatch in her vintage kitchen"

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    Ernest on Skid Row

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    What are some small or mundane things that illicit strong feelings of nostalgia within you?

    • Elicit

    I seem to experience intense feelings of nostalgia rather frequently in my everyday life. It's brought on by the simplest or mundane of things, like the way the sun hits the top of conifers in the morning or evening, the trilling of a bird in the distance during certain seasons or weather conditions, the way a wall clock ticks away steadily in the stillness of my home (especially when accompanied by motes of dust in the sunlight), or the smell of a running air conditioner.

    These moments illicit elicit both mysterious and beautiful emotions, but are hurled at me constantly. While I enjoy the feelings they give me, I seem to experience them far more often than I think most would consider normal. I don't know if there is a term for this sense of hyper-nostalgia, or what (if anything) it's indicative of. Most of it is tied to insignificant moments from my childhood, like lying in the melting snow on a Spring day (the trilling bird), or sitting bored in the car waiting on my mother (the sun on conifers), but a lot of it is more ambiguous.

    So I thought it would be fun to ask other people what their strongest (and perhaps recurring) moments of nostalgia are triggered and/or tied to. What are some of yours?

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