My One-Milky-Eyed baby Leela
Got her when she was a very sick chicken nugget, nursed and raised her, now she exists to spite God.
Why does my phone keep showing me pictures of birds?
I'm gonna go click that button you worked so hard on. You should be very proud!
I worked hard for my little box! All my favorite stuff is there! Even when I go touch grass, pretty soon I miss my little box. My little box is my favorite place to be!
O'Brien has been a captive of Ethan the entire time. The Enterprise knows. They just don't care.
I mean, I get what you're going at, but she does hold a PhD in cultural studies, and she did put in a lot of effort to get in. It's very possible, too, that, in an arena so different than what she's used to, she choked. A lot of the hate goes above and beyond with death threats and claims she should kill herself, and nobody deserves that.
For how goofy it was, and the memes that have come from it, she's earned my respect and thanks for bringing a little, albeit unintentional, joy to my life.
Temple Run Timer - Legends Of The Hidden Temple
A fun reason to explain to the cop why you're speeding.
What do I put on my resume when the contract owner of my job changes?
I work as a contractor, been working here for 9 years, had the same contract company all that time... Except until recently when the contract came up for bid and the old company was outbid by another. Lucky for me, they're keeping all the same people, positions, and whatnot. I like my job, I look forward to the change, I just want to keep things updated.
So, with the change, though, they're making go through the whole hiring process anew, which blows. I'm wondering how I should update my resume, when, basically, my position and responsibilities stay the same, but the company/contract has changed?
What are some seemingly innocent but really BAD pet names?
My wife, a vet tech, has a hospital patient named "Stephanie." It's a dog. We're both grossed out by this name. What are some others?